the vynsane asylum

Anyone dropping $130 on the new Star Wars game? I mean, you could buy the basic bitch version for like, what, $80-90, but then you don’t get to play the 90% of the game behind paywalls. I wish SW fans would collectively tell them to shove it up their ass, but you know they won’t. Setting a terrible ...

What’s actually dumb is that all his major villains know he’s Spider-Man at this point. Norman knows. Otto knows. JJ Jameson knows. Venom knows. Carnage knows. Kraven knows. You get the point. So May isn’t “safe” from all his rogues anyway. Hell, half of them would help him if she were in danger and...

Hmmm…there was more in the ‘P’ pile than I thought. Omega Men 3. Facsimile Reprint of the first appearance of Lobo. Rocking an orange and purple leotard, dude barely resembles the look he’s famous for. Outsiders 1. A new 12 issue series, Luke Fox recruits Batwoman and the Drummer(from Planetary, but...

I’ll get back to our regularly scheduled recapping soon enough, but today I bought issue 8 of Daredevil, which was also Legacy issue 670. The main cover was a mediocre JRJr cover(which I bought) but they also had variants by J Scott Campbell and one by Frank Miller. It was $10 because it’s the 60th ...

They’re doing a sequel to Spider-Man:Reign. “Which one is that?” you may ask yourself “Oh wait, is that the one where they showed Peter’s pickled pecker? And, oh! Is that the one where MJ died because she got cancer from Peter’s baby batter??” “Oh damn, I’ve been waiting for a sequel to that series!...

Claremont is coming back to do one of these new ‘retro’ minis that’s set during older issues. It’s called Wolverine:Deep Cut and supposedly it answers the question of where Logan got off to after issue 246. I’m confused. Claremont was writing both X-Men and Wolverine AND his serial in Marvel Comics ...

Ugh. Jason Aaron is doing an 8-issue Namor midi-series. They’re letting him shit all over the Sub-Mariner the way he did Frank.

They’re doing an Avengers vs Aliens series. Y’know…cause Disney bought Fox and now owns both properties.

I know, I know. I ALSO did a hard eyeroll when I read it. But then I saw who was writing/drawing it.

Hickman and Esad Ribić. Whaaaaaat??! Oh snap. Count me in, bitches.

How to start an awkward conversation at work: ‘You never see the kid from SeaQuest DSV in anything anymore…’ I was watching a show called Sliders and waiting for them to begin enjoying delicious bite-sized hamburgers. It never happened. In like 30-40 years, all the kids from Gen-A and Gen-B will be ...

Scrolling down the Amazon Prime offerings, and I see they have ‘channels’ where they’re just continually showing episodes of old shows. One of them is dedicated to old Transformers episodes. Another one is non-stop MST3K. And the occasional episode of Cinematic Titanic, which is just the OG team sta...

anarky wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:05 pm Okay, I have to ask: does it explain how Alfred is a billionaire? I'm assuming it had to be after the Waynes were murdered, or even he would've retired.

He was Bruce’s legal guardian. And he invested wisely.

Nightwing. I had already read a few issues of Tom Taylor’s run, and I’m still missing a few issues of it towards the beginning, but I’m starting with his first issue. I also have multiple copies of several issues, because I found both the main and Variant covers in back issue bins and, not knowing w...

Let’s Fuckin’ GOOOOO!!!

I’m so excited for this movie. Holy shit.

Hmm…I guess the next box started with New Mutants. NM 17-24. Several of the younger mutants on Krakoa have grown disenfranchised because they want to be resurrected in non-grotesque bodies like they had before their powers emerged, and the Quiet Council has refused. As such, they have fallen under t...

I’m labeling it Firefly-adjacent because Alan Tudyk stars in it. I started watching Resident Alien, which is Northern Exposure + Alien Nation, wrapped up in a goofy Twin Peaks murder mystery. Tudyk is an alien sent to destroy Earth, but his spaceship crashes. While he’s hiding out, impersonating the...