the vynsane asylum

Double post. Fuck Grimlock.

They fucking say "ass" in the first few seconds. Who the fuck is this movie for? I'd guess 8-year-olds, but you don't swear in the trailer for a kids' movie!

I don't get it. We've had extremely dark Transformers stories. They're not off limits. Some fucking bean counter can't grasp that it's not that dorky adults want that because we're in a state of arrested development and want the same shit we grew up with, only EXTREEEEEM!!!1! No, this particular sto...

The trailer for Transformers One just dropped.

I'm not linking it. I don't want vynnie to get in trouble for having it on his site now that abortion is illegal in many states.

Watching it made me long for the edgy gravitas of Rescue Bots.

For real, there's no need to watch the original. The new one gives all the background you'd need. My wife had seen the movies and the Evolution cartoon, my son knows characters from the Marvel Snap game, and my daughter, damn, I failed, she didn't even recognize the cameo at the end of The Marvels t...

This show is fucking amazing. It's like Marvel's answer to Batman: The Animated Series, that they never quite pulled off in the 90s. It's everything that was great about the comics from Giant Size #1 through the Morrison run, all mixed up and made fresh, without pulling any punches. (Hell, sometimes...

I remember the coverage in Wizard and other geek culture magazines when John Kricfalusi was fired from Ren & Stimpy, going on about how unfair it was to John K, and they were particularly harsh on Billy West for taking over as Ren's voice since he was utterly talentless. That was amazingly presc...

Wish. My daughter turned this on when she saw it on Disney+. She couldn't keep with it, and said it was like a bad Disney Jr show. From what little I saw, it looked like a straight-to-DVD knockoff in the Walmart bargain bin. Top Secret. Please, for the love of God, tell me that was your 600th re-wa...

Escape from Alcatraz . Probably never would've guessed that based on my other post, huh? This was a movie I vaguely knew existed (thought it was much older, though), and someone posted about it about a week after I'd visited the real place again. Very good movie. Very tense, doesn't gloss over the ...

Diabolical wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:06 pmPadme's white outfit.

Oyes.

Just so you know, I Googled (ahem) more explicit Minions images for this thread, expecting run of the mill pictures of Minions fucking, and the shit I saw will haunt me for decades after I'm gone. Needless to say, I will not subject you to that shit. I metaphorically took one hell of a bullet for yo...

I'm not entirely sure why Escape From Alcatraz stuck mostly very closely to the historical record, but fictionalized the fourth conspirator. But it's essentially the same guy as in reality but with a different name and played by a young Carl from Billy Madison. I'm not sure how the right-wing propag...

You need to watch Ms. Marvel. Not so much to understand The Marvels, but because it's a damned good show. Definitely a different feel, but no worse for it.

The Marvels is also a much better flick than people say, and it's a shame it didn't do well.

Ewan

Christopher Lee

The first time a guy in Mandalorian did shit

That's the three saving graces of AOTC.