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by anarky
Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:03 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Transformers 6 is dead; reboot to follow
Replies: 5
Views: 370

Re: Transformers 6 is dead; reboot to follow

I was excited as hell about that in the teaser the day prior.

Then the full trailer came out.

And I came all over the screen at that shot of Shockwave leading (Starscream? Blitzwing? and) a team of Seekers.
by anarky
Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:32 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: HOO I NEVER WONT 2 FUCK MY MOM
Replies: 3
Views: 13068

Re: HOO I NEVER WONT 2 FUCK MY MOM

It was a loan, right?
by anarky
Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:31 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Jonathan and the Water Tower
Replies: 28
Views: 2629

Re: Jonathan and the Water Tower

I saw Jonathan the other day and asked if he was gay.

You'll never guess what he said.
by anarky
Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:22 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: HOO I NEVER WONT 2 FUCK MY MOM
Replies: 3
Views: 13068

Re: HOO I NEVER WONT 2 FUCK MY MOM

Yeah.

I hate when that happens.
by anarky
Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:55 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I THANK UNCALE RODGER IS SIC!
Replies: 2
Views: 831

Re: I THANK UNCALE RODGER IS SIC!

I know it's been five years, but is your Uncale okay?
by anarky
Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:16 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
Replies: 923
Views: 83267

Re: Celebrity Death Pool!

That old guy from Boogie Nights. Someone told me he was in old movies about delivery boys and bandits, or something.

Kidding aside, the world is a far less macho place tonight. :cry:
by anarky
Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:49 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Unidentified man praises large-rumped women!!
Replies: 2
Views: 399

Re: Unidentified man praises large-rumped women!!

Whatever happened to Newsbot?
by anarky
Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:48 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Dinosaur found with vacuum-cleaner mouth
Replies: 4
Views: 441

Re: Dinosaur found with vacuum-cleaner mouth

Looking through old articles and this gets a bump.
by anarky
Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:47 pm
Forum: toys
Topic: Funko Pops
Replies: 25
Views: 1439

Re: Funko Pops

I'm surprised these are still a thing. I really am.

At this point, I can even buy goddamn Pop!s of my neighbor.
by anarky
Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:57 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
Replies: 923
Views: 83267

Re: Celebrity Death Pool!

The Queen of Soul is on a mission from God.

Sheeeeeeeeeeit.

(A little Blues Brothers reference for you, Diabolical.)
by anarky
Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:50 am
Forum: movies
Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Replies: 1503
Views: 98035

Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

I know Diabolical will disagree, but The Last Jedi gets better on subsequent viewings.

Even if you don't like the story, it might just be the best directed SW film.
by anarky
Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:48 am
Forum: movies
Topic: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit
Replies: 467
Views: 50447

Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Also, not that I'm a big Dora continuity expert, but wasn't there a teenaged version with a bunch of friends, which bombed miserably because it was a shitty Barbie knockoff?
by anarky
Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:47 am
Forum: movies
Topic: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit
Replies: 467
Views: 50447

Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Telling me she's 17 makes me almost feel bad about trying to come up with a joke about storing things in her backpack.
by anarky
Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:56 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Replies: 1503
Views: 98035

Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

JJ, that's probably the weakest arc of the series. There's one other droid-centric arc that's not much better, though, so be warned.

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