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- Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:37 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Quote of the day
- Replies: 847
- Views: 186598
Re: Quote of the day
"If you ever do that to me again, I'll throw you off this fucking balcony. You're not man enough. I'll break you in half. Like a boy." Oh, man. That's priceless. Like a boy? What the hell does that even mean? Is he a Catholic Priest as well as a Congressman? Michael Grimm has my vote. The...
- Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:57 am
- Forum: music
- Topic: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
- Replies: 6
- Views: 5382
Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
Don't forget the Vienna Boys Choir. I'm positive one or more of them been molested by priests in their day. And, if you've been molested by a homosexual, that makes you gay. Those are the rules.
- Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:20 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Quote of the day
- Replies: 847
- Views: 186598
Re: Quote of the day
"Going to Africa. Hope I don't get Aids. Just kidding. I'm white!"
I cannot stop laughing at this tweet. I hope nothing bad happens to Justine. Somebody might take it the wrong way...
I cannot stop laughing at this tweet. I hope nothing bad happens to Justine. Somebody might take it the wrong way...
- Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:03 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Dan, Emma, and Rupert are filthy fucking rich...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 4075
Re: Dan, Emma, and Rupert are filthy fucking rich...
They're so rich, they hire the other Harry Potter actors to perform live porno for their own personal amusement.
- Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:40 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Jargo's Easily Fathomable Eight Ball
- Replies: 16
- Views: 7527
Re: Jargo's Easily Fathomable Eight Ball
"Brian Austin Green cant satisfy me in bed. Mike Bay ruined me when I was 15. I need you to choke me with a laundry line while you're fucking me in the ass until I pass out."Ran wrote:What does the fox say?
- Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:25 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)
- Replies: 122
- Views: 27027
Re: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)
I used to feel that way. Then last month I got a foot job from Jennifer Hudson backstage at some music awards show. She jacked me off with her feet and I blew my load all over her face.
Feet are nice.
Feet are nice.
- Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:02 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: You suck at insulting people!
- Replies: 49
- Views: 17403
Re: You suck at insulting people!
If you were rich, you'd probably have a Latina come over and clean your house.
- Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:57 pm
- Forum: rants/raves
- Topic: The co-ed restrooms here at vynsane
- Replies: 7
- Views: 6940
Re: The co-ed restrooms here at vynsane
Emma Watson has a tight vagina.
- Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:51 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Jargo's Easily Fathomable Eight Ball
- Replies: 16
- Views: 7527
Re: Jargo's Easily Fathomable Eight Ball
Who will be the next President of the United States?
- Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:51 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: HULK SMASH
- Replies: 4
- Views: 6103
Re: HULK SMASH
A belated congratulations to you, Hulkslittlegreenman, on getting cast as Batman in the new movie.
What? That wasn't you?
I must be thinking of some other gigantic penis.
What? That wasn't you?
I must be thinking of some other gigantic penis.
- Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:59 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: i would like to write slashfic
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1798
Re: i would like to write slashfic
Governor Chris Christie spooned up behind Captain America. He reached around and gently cupped Cap's gigantic balls. "I figured these would've been drained dry by now. How are they so huge?" asked Chris, nuzzling Cap's neck. "I come from WWII. We don't do tiny balls." said Cap &...
- Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:52 pm
- Forum: video games
- Topic: I HAT 2 BE THE 1 TO POOP IN CLASS
- Replies: 2
- Views: 3769
Re: I HAT 2 BE THE 1 TO POOP IN CLASS
Flantdig, I hope you get painful, explosive diarrhea. The kind that feels like somebody stuffed your asshole with firecrackers and lit a short fuse.
The I hope somebody tells you pouring lye in your gaping ass wound will make the pain go away. And that you believe them.
The I hope somebody tells you pouring lye in your gaping ass wound will make the pain go away. And that you believe them.
- Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:11 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: All right....
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3636
Re: All right....
It's not 'All right'
It's 'Alright'
Jackass.
It's 'Alright'
Jackass.
- Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:22 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: This Generation's Star Wars
- Replies: 22
- Views: 6079
Re: This Generation's Star Wars
Much like none of us know what Beatlemania was actually like. Or the euphoria of the Moon Landing in real time. At which point I recall JJReason grumbling something under his breath along the lines of "Those damn hippie Limey punks." or somesuch and then turning back to cranking his Victr...
- Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:03 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: Answer honestly
- Replies: 47
- Views: 13044
Re: Answer honestly
Even Philo T. Farnsworth has upgrade at this point.
Do you play your Coleco on that shit?
Do you play your Coleco on that shit?