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- Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:35 am
- Forum: computers
- Topic: Computer problem
- Replies: 25
- Views: 15904
Re: Compvter problem
I wovldst concvr with vynsane. Clearly, doth be a hard drive failvre at the root of the registry errors. I wovldst advise examining the cost of a new hard drive vs the cost of a new, qvicker compvter. If thov taketh the rovte of a new hard drive, thov shalt have to reinstall Windows and any softwar...
- Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:31 am
- Forum: comic books
- Topic: Massive IDW Crossover: WTF?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3282
Re: Massive IDW Crossover: WTF?
Fifty-five covers?
And Svetonivs didst claim I did fvck the people.
And Svetonivs didst claim I did fvck the people.
- Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:30 am
- Forum: movies
- Topic: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit
- Replies: 562
- Views: 102603
Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit
Someone doth need to remake that "shit" that doth be the 1979 pice of carp biopic abovt yovrs trvly.
- Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:28 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
- Replies: 252
- Views: 64126
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Thank thov, Tom Foolery. I didst have qvite the wonderful birthday celebration, with mvch cake, ice cream, and violent forcible sexval congress with children and livestock. I appreciate the invitation for intercovrse with yov and look forward to the wonderfvl fvcking we shall make. I trvst thov has...
- Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:43 pm
- Forum: comic books
- Topic: THERE'S A NEW ORDER IN TOWN!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 75454
Re: THERE'S A NEW ORDER IN TOWN!
Thov dost not be mine new god, amatevr. When thov hast an entire city (except those damned Iews and Christians) sacrificing goats in thine honor whilst thov dost have a three-way fvckfest with Batgirl and Alfred, callest me back and then we shalt talk.
- Mon May 03, 2010 1:00 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit
- Replies: 562
- Views: 102603
Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit
Watch thy tongve, knave! Freddy Krveger's lovemaking to the children makes him even more sympathetic to me than before. If only Roman Polanski had directed this work of art, 'twovld be perfect!
- Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:46 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: An untapped boobie source
- Replies: 136
- Views: 59440
Re: An untapped boobie source
Many plebians think not of it, bvt the Venvs de Milo has qvite the nice iugs. And, in case thov dost wonder, I did verily chop off her arms so that her rigidly closed fists covldst bvt be vsed to iack me off whilst I did verily fvck my sister. http://bohemianalien.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/venus_...
- Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:11 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of winter
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2158
Re: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of winter
Indeed, 'twas, bvt that's becavse we didn't have keyboards with yon "shift" key, and all ovr letters didst be engraved at great time and painstaking effort. Factor in that I didst condemn those who did make spelling or other errors to be sodomized by gladiators before I personally skullfv...
- Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:28 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of winter
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2158
Re: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of winter
This is a holiday with the most avstere and time-honovred traditions, dating back to the days of Iulius Caesar himself. However, it has changed most considerably. In my day, we fvcked the grovndhog if he saw his shadow, then killed him, then fvcked him again. If he did not see his shadow, we fvcked...
- Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:49 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Dude, the Romans were severely fucked-up
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1945
Re: Dude, the Romans were severely fucked-up
Hey, BTG. Been a long time. Too long. ;) Back to my idiot brother Gemellvs Tiberivs and the "minnows" thing: I didst have a pool fvll of naked yovng boys, too, but I never mincved words. You know what I called them? "Yovng boys." And I never saith they "nibbled" me, ei...
- Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:00 pm
- Forum: food
- Topic: My new favovrite restavrant
- Replies: 1
- Views: 4691
- Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:51 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: The Official "Recommend Shitty Movies for JJL" Thread!
- Replies: 26
- Views: 5826
Re: The Official "Recommend Shitty Movies for IIL" Thread!
Caligvla (1979) Hailed by many as the worst film ever made, and, in fact, one of the few films that Roger Ebert didst walk ovt of, proclaiming it to be "vtter shit." It was written by the great Gore Vidal, who didst disown it after it bore no semblance to his script, and directed by Tinto...
- Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:23 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Caligvla's thovghts on the Roman Emperors (and others)
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2142
Caligvla's thovghts on the Roman Emperors (and others)
Gaivs Jvlivs Caesar Avgvstvs (27 BC - 14 AD) Fovnder and first Emperor of the Roman Empire My great-vncle's stepfather doth be often remembered now as the greatest of the Roman Emperors. Verily, 'tis bvllshit, as we all know more properly now that the greatest doth be Caligvla, withovt qvestion. Av...
- Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:02 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: The Grin's Words of Wisdom
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1509
Re: The Grin's Words of Wisdom
I love to tease midgets, and love to tease the clitoris. I most love teasing midget clitorii. The only thing I covldst possibly love more wovld be engaging in said activity if one or both of my sisters didst be midgets. I have long been an admirer of thy works, The Grin, or, as we dost call thee in...
- Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:54 pm
- Forum: cars
- Topic: This Is How I Roll!!
- Replies: 45
- Views: 39507
Re: This Is How I Roll!!
This doth be how Gaivs Jvlivs Caesar Avgvstvs Germanicvs doth roll. I do verily love to rvn over children and Iews.