the vynsane asylum

I wovldst concvr with vynsane. Clearly, doth be a hard drive failvre at the root of the registry errors. I wovldst advise examining the cost of a new hard drive vs the cost of a new, qvicker compvter. If thov taketh the rovte of a new hard drive, thov shalt have to reinstall Windows and any softwar...

Thank thov, Tom Foolery. I didst have qvite the wonderful birthday celebration, with mvch cake, ice cream, and violent forcible sexval congress with children and livestock. I appreciate the invitation for intercovrse with yov and look forward to the wonderfvl fvcking we shall make. I trvst thov has...

Many plebians think not of it, bvt the Venvs de Milo has qvite the nice iugs. And, in case thov dost wonder, I did verily chop off her arms so that her rigidly closed fists covldst bvt be vsed to iack me off whilst I did verily fvck my sister. http://bohemianalien.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/venus_...

Indeed, 'twas, bvt that's becavse we didn't have keyboards with yon "shift" key, and all ovr letters didst be engraved at great time and painstaking effort. Factor in that I didst condemn those who did make spelling or other errors to be sodomized by gladiators before I personally skullfv...

This is a holiday with the most avstere and time-honovred traditions, dating back to the days of Iulius Caesar himself. However, it has changed most considerably. In my day, we fvcked the grovndhog if he saw his shadow, then killed him, then fvcked him again. If he did not see his shadow, we fvcked...

Hey, BTG. Been a long time. Too long. ;) Back to my idiot brother Gemellvs Tiberivs and the "minnows" thing: I didst have a pool fvll of naked yovng boys, too, but I never mincved words. You know what I called them? "Yovng boys." And I never saith they "nibbled" me, ei...

Caligvla (1979) Hailed by many as the worst film ever made, and, in fact, one of the few films that Roger Ebert didst walk ovt of, proclaiming it to be "vtter shit." It was written by the great Gore Vidal, who didst disown it after it bore no semblance to his script, and directed by Tinto...

Gaivs Jvlivs Caesar Avgvstvs (27 BC - 14 AD) Fovnder and first Emperor of the Roman Empire My great-vncle's stepfather doth be often remembered now as the greatest of the Roman Emperors. Verily, 'tis bvllshit, as we all know more properly now that the greatest doth be Caligvla, withovt qvestion. Av...

I love to tease midgets, and love to tease the clitoris. I most love teasing midget clitorii. The only thing I covldst possibly love more wovld be engaging in said activity if one or both of my sisters didst be midgets. I have long been an admirer of thy works, The Grin, or, as we dost call thee in...

This doth be how Gaivs Jvlivs Caesar Avgvstvs Germanicvs doth roll. I do verily love to rvn over children and Iews.