the vynsane asylum

That's right. I've earned this shit. You can all fuck yourselves if you don't like it. Of course, I can leave all the little snot-nosed shits unattended, so, while I'm gone, someone is going to have to fill in for me. I've already taken the liberty of choosing the one forumite whom I most trust to ...

I am here to back up Bizarro The Grin's cunty claim to your ass. We'll see if you start posting shit about me being a "bad Santa" on the Facebox. Mess up my chances with the ladies, you did. Enjoy that Joker-looking motherfucker ramming all twelve inches of his diseased cock into your eve...

Shut the fuck up, assholes.

My new associate, pictured here getting ready to shove apples up Snigtad's cornhole, is going to be visiting you shitheads this year.

All right, Joker, I'll admit it: I was wrong. You are really good at this. So good, I think I'm going to take this year off. Are you up to the task of delivering presents to all the kids? That pussy Jack Skellington wasn't, but you've got at least five pounds on him. When you're done with that, and...

I'm taking over for that jolly incompetent fatass this year, so I'll be distributing gifts for all you good little boys and girls. The fuck you say, dipshit. I will pop a cap in your punk ass so fast if you even talk that way again. Here's jjreason's real gift: CoalBituminous[1].jpg It's a lump of ...

Fucking Star Wars fanboys. "Ooh, bring me a BMF Millennium Falcon! Bring me an AT-TE." Shut the fuck up, dipshits. Have you cuntsquirts seen how big those fucking boxes are? If I brought you each one of those giant pieces of shit, well, only three of you would get anything. The fucking bo...

Are you daft or illiterate, you Yoda-looking motherfucker? I get another slave for my mines from this deal. You get to look forward to a lifetime of buggering and depravity from the Bizarros. Mrs Claus is a fucking bitch, anyway. It was an arranged marriage, and we only stay together for appearance...

Dumbass. You just publicly admitted that I'm not the father. I may get to raise the bastard (and he'll be toiling in the candy cane mines for his short, miserable life), but you're the one who gets buttfucked by Bizarro the Grip and Grin for the rest of your life. Enjoy your anal virginity while it...