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- Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:45 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: I'm taking a fucking year off
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1946
I'm taking a fucking year off
That's right. I've earned this shit. You can all fuck yourselves if you don't like it. Of course, I can leave all the little snot-nosed shits unattended, so, while I'm gone, someone is going to have to fill in for me. I've already taken the liberty of choosing the one forumite whom I most trust to ...
- Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:16 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: hEY, dIABOLICAL!!
- Replies: 20
- Views: 14241
Re: hEY, dIABOLICAL!!
I am here to back up Bizarro The Grin's cunty claim to your ass. We'll see if you start posting shit about me being a "bad Santa" on the Facebox. Mess up my chances with the ladies, you did. Enjoy that Joker-looking motherfucker ramming all twelve inches of his diseased cock into your eve...
- Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:12 am
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Character Christmas Special
- Replies: 8
- Views: 5193
Re: Character Christmas Special
Shut the fuck up, assholes.
My new associate, pictured here getting ready to shove apples up Snigtad's cornhole, is going to be visiting you shitheads this year.

My new associate, pictured here getting ready to shove apples up Snigtad's cornhole, is going to be visiting you shitheads this year.

- Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:59 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Don't kiss Santa, he may have the flu
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1466
Re: Don't kiss Santa, he may have the flu
Fucking-A right, bitches.
I will still be kissing Tiger Woods' hot-as-fuck wife now that his naughty black ass is in the hospital. I make that bitch pant so hard, she wouldn't even notice if she got the flu.
Ho ho ho indeed.
I will still be kissing Tiger Woods' hot-as-fuck wife now that his naughty black ass is in the hospital. I make that bitch pant so hard, she wouldn't even notice if she got the flu.
Ho ho ho indeed.
- Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:54 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: HO HO HO!
- Replies: 27
- Views: 12213
Re: HO HO HO!
All right, Joker, I'll admit it: I was wrong. You are really good at this. So good, I think I'm going to take this year off. Are you up to the task of delivering presents to all the kids? That pussy Jack Skellington wasn't, but you've got at least five pounds on him. When you're done with that, and...
- Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:35 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: HO HO HO!
- Replies: 27
- Views: 12213
Re: HO HO HO!
It's magic, motherfucker. You know, the thing that causes wonder.
Oh, that's right. The only thing you consider "magic" is the feeling of Solomon Grundy plowing into your ass with all 27 inches.
Though I do concur vynsane definitely is getting Mac & Me.
Oh, that's right. The only thing you consider "magic" is the feeling of Solomon Grundy plowing into your ass with all 27 inches.
Though I do concur vynsane definitely is getting Mac & Me.
- Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:38 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: HO HO HO!
- Replies: 27
- Views: 12213
Re: HO HO HO!
I'm taking over for that jolly incompetent fatass this year, so I'll be distributing gifts for all you good little boys and girls. The fuck you say, dipshit. I will pop a cap in your punk ass so fast if you even talk that way again. Here's jjreason's real gift: CoalBituminous[1].jpg It's a lump of ...
- Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:49 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Longtime Mall Santa Out in the Cold
- Replies: 2
- Views: 811
Re: Longtime Mall Santa Out in the Cold
Serves him right.
Fucking impostor.
Fucking impostor.
- Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:23 pm
- Forum: toys
- Topic: You want to know what pisses me off?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1579
You want to know what pisses me off?
Fucking Star Wars fanboys. "Ooh, bring me a BMF Millennium Falcon! Bring me an AT-TE." Shut the fuck up, dipshits. Have you cuntsquirts seen how big those fucking boxes are? If I brought you each one of those giant pieces of shit, well, only three of you would get anything. The fucking bo...
- Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:06 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Welcome... Jargo
- Replies: 120
- Views: 47734
Re: Welcome... Jargo
I'm making a list, and checking it twice.
And you, Jargo, ain't getting shit.
And you, Jargo, ain't getting shit.
- Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:14 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
- Replies: 35
- Views: 8205
Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
Are you daft or illiterate, you Yoda-looking motherfucker? I get another slave for my mines from this deal. You get to look forward to a lifetime of buggering and depravity from the Bizarros. Mrs Claus is a fucking bitch, anyway. It was an arranged marriage, and we only stay together for appearance...
- Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:00 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
- Replies: 35
- Views: 8205
Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
Dumbass. You just publicly admitted that I'm not the father. I may get to raise the bastard (and he'll be toiling in the candy cane mines for his short, miserable life), but you're the one who gets buttfucked by Bizarro the Grip and Grin for the rest of your life. Enjoy your anal virginity while it...
- Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:50 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
- Replies: 35
- Views: 8205
Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A blowjob.
It almost made up for all the other crazy shit she got me this year.
Bitch better have kept some receipts, that's all I'm saying.
A blowjob.
It almost made up for all the other crazy shit she got me this year.
Bitch better have kept some receipts, that's all I'm saying.
- Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:24 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
- Replies: 35
- Views: 8205
Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
Bitch, don't argue with Santa.
I see you all when you're sleeping. It's a thong. Just like yours is a pair of Thundercats underroos with skidmarks and too many holes.
Can I get an amen?
I see you all when you're sleeping. It's a thong. Just like yours is a pair of Thundercats underroos with skidmarks and too many holes.
Can I get an amen?
- Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:30 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Merry Christmas, motherfuckers
- Replies: 44
- Views: 20143
Re: Merry Christmas, motherfuckers
I'm making my 2007 list, and fucking checking it three times this year, bitches.
Once I finish computing the data, I'll be back to deliver the bad news, you bastards.
Once I finish computing the data, I'll be back to deliver the bad news, you bastards.