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by Zero
Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:31 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: One simple fact that will ruin your day
Replies: 3
Views: 545

Re: One simple fact that will ruin your day

AN ALTERNATIVE FACT TO OFFSET THAT FACT: PRETTY MUCH EVERY WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE; FAMILY, FRIENDS, CO-WORKERS, YOUR BARISTA, CASHIER, WOMAN IN THE CAR NEXT TO YOU AT THE STOP LIGHT, ETC ETC HAS PROBABLY HAD DICK IN HER MOUTH AT SOME POINT IN HER LIFE.* ONCE YOU THINK IT, YOU CAN'T UNTHINK IT. *obvious...
by Zero
Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:25 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Guardians of the Galaxy
Replies: 105
Views: 16627

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

ONLY FOUR MORE WEEKS!
by Zero
Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:13 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
Replies: 936
Views: 88694

Re: Celebrity Death Pool!

Slicker wrote:
Tom Foolery wrote:Meshach Taylor from Golden Girls and Mannequin died of cancer a couple days ago.
Designing Women.



YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOURE GAY?

YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO.
by Zero
Wed May 15, 2013 10:48 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Chux, you might have to sell a few figures.....
Replies: 5
Views: 1427

Re: Chux, you might have to sell a few figures.....

MAUDE MELONS ARE GLORIOUS.
by Zero
Wed May 15, 2013 8:49 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: commercials that bug you
Replies: 76
Views: 16477

Re: commercials that bug you

THAT ROBOT CHICK IS GODDAMN HOT.
SHE TURNS MY ZERO INTO A ONE IF YOU GET MY MEANING.


by Zero
Sat May 11, 2013 12:28 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
Replies: 11
Views: 5387

Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises

OH SWEET VOMITING CHRIST--

EDIT!

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT!!!!!







AND NOW TO HAVE MY OWN EYES PROFESSIONALLY ASSASSINATED AND DIPPED IN A VOLCANO. UGH. GAAAAAHHHDD.

CAN'T.
UNSEE.
HORROR.




ALL YOU FUCKERS OWE ME SO BIG FOR DELETING THAT SHIT.
GROSS.
by Zero
Tue May 07, 2013 11:30 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I'm a geek with access to Photoshop
Replies: 43
Views: 7061

Re: I'm a geek with access to Photoshop

KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO.
by Zero
Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:54 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: NEKED PITHCERS OF ROLO TOMASSEY!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 1442

Re: NEKED PITHCERS OF ROLO TOMASSEY!!!

HIS NAME WAS DROOPY McCOOL.

DEEP ROY PLAYED HIM IN THE MOVIES.
THAT GUY IS AWESOME.

OH AND SNIGTAD.
CLONE YOURSELF AND THEN FUCK YOUR CLONE.
(SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
by Zero
Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:46 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Stuck eel removed from drunk Chinese man
Replies: 7
Views: 3587

Re: Stuck eel removed from drunk Chinese man

STINKY'S IP REVEALED THE CULPRIT

AND COMPLETELY UNRELATED, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ANTROPOV?
ONE OF YOU BUTTHOLE DIDDLERS TRIED FONDLING HIS POOP CHUTE AND SCARED HIM OFF?

by Zero
Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:41 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Hey stinky chinky!!
Replies: 3
Views: 1228

Re: Hey stinky chinky!!

I WAS DOING RESEARCH ON WHY STINKY CHINKY HADN'T BEEN AROUND AND...


GODDAMN. JUST GODDAMN.
IF I HAD EYES. AND IF THOSE EYES HAD TEARDUCTS.
I'D BE CRYING.
by Zero
Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:24 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Replies: 232
Views: 38713

Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Tom Foolery wrote:A large bird with a...mustache?

YES.

LARRY.

HE PLAYED FOR THE CELTICS.
by Zero
Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:03 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: naked pictures of rollo tomassi!
Replies: 11
Views: 2276

Re: naked pictures of rollo tomassi!

I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY FROM NEGATIVE BOY THAT
ROLLO IS SMOOTH LIKE A KEN DOLL DOWNSTAIRS.



HE ALSO SAID VYN LEAVES HIS PUBES ON THE SEAT.
by Zero
Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:01 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Transformers Movie - Live Action
Replies: 131
Views: 29517

Re: Transformers Movie - Live Action

THAT'LL BE THREE DOLLARS, CHUM.
by Zero
Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:52 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Replies: 29
Views: 4187

Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!

BECAUSE IF PINK ROLLO DID IT, HE'D JUST BE COMMENTING ON HOW PRETTY THE COSTUMES LOOKED. AND IF GREEN ROLLO DID IT, HE'D BE REVIEWING SHIT LIKE THE BATMAN/SMURFS CROSSOVER OR THE 500TH ISSUE OF YOUNGBLOOD OR SOME OTHER INANE MADE UP SHITE. AND. THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON. THEY DIDN'T KILL THE GUY TH...
by Zero
Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:42 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy 10th Anniversary!
Replies: 29
Views: 4187

Re: Happy 10th Anniversary!

WOW. YOU TWO SOUND LIKE A COUPLE OF BICKERING QUEENS IN A NURSING HOME. DON'T FORGET TO EAT YOUR MASHED LIMA BEANS, MARGARET. FIRST OFF, SOMEBODY PUT THIS BODY IN THE MORGUE. I'M GAGGING OVER HERE. SECONDLY, SINCE I'M APPARENTLY THE ONLY MOD STILL WORKING HERE (FUCK YOU, GRIMLOCK. YOU LAZY NO TALEN...

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