the vynsane asylum

Oh YaaayyyyY!!!! Jargo's here!!! You might not remember me because I used to be a lurker here in the old days.... but I'm GLAD you're back. *winks* I'm going to get up my nerve and send you a nice Private Message, Jargo! I've got a couple of great dynamic stretching routines I think you'll REALLY l...

The simple fact that I wear tight clothing and like balloons does NOT make me gay, and that's that. I like shorts because they allow my privates to breath when I'm exercising - and I exercise A LOT. I know I don't have a perfect body, I show a lot of skin because I want my friends to feel good abou...

OH MY GOSH..... YAY FOR THE COW!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WON!!! Sorry, but you guys don't know her like I do - she's overcome SO much self loathing... for her to run around all bare-bum naked on a desert island with a bunch of has been superheroes and criminal masterminds is a HUGE step for her!!!! ...

SLICKER'S MOM, YOU COULD REALLY BE SOMEBODY IF YOU'D JUST GET UP AND START WORKING OFF A FEW OF THOSE EXTRA CALORIES WITH ME!!! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR WEIGHT GOES DOWN - YOUR SELF ESTEEM GOES UP.... AND THAT MEANS HAVING TO SLEEP WITH FEWER STRANGERS TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF! COME ON NO...

OOOOH, JJ, I'LL GET'EM AS LONG AS YOU GET UP OFF YOUR CHAIR AND START KICKING WITH ME!!!! I'LL KICK THEIR BUMS, YOU GO AHEAD AND START STRETCHING SO THAT YOU'LL BE READY FOR THE GRAND-FINALE CHORUS-LINE SEGMENT ON MY LATEST EXERCISE VIDEO!!!! TAKE THAT, YOU HORNY HEADED MEANIES!!!! AND THAT!!! AND ...

OH MY GAWSH!!!! GET UP OFF OF THOSE CHAIRS, FELLAS - IT'S TIME FOR MORE SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES!!! I'M TIRED OF FLAB, AND IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE I WAS , YOU'LL KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!!! LET'S SHAKE OFF THOSE INTERNET DROWSIES WITH A FEW TAP-STEPS.... SPEAKING OF VIRGINIA, I TRY TO STAY AS FAR FROM TH...