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by Batman
Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:43 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: The Fate of Batman
Replies: 298
Views: 37752

Re: The Fate of Batman

I have... no... comment.

Except that pornography... warps... young minds.

Keep your minds... out... of the gutter
by Batman
Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:58 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Still Spoiler Free! ( For the most part...)
Replies: 89
Views: 14480

Re: Still Spoiler Free! ( For the most part...)

Some days... you just... can't get rid of a droid.

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by Batman
Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:20 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
Replies: 974
Views: 93764

Re: Celebrity Death Pool!

Some days... you just can't get rid of a bomb.

When that bombshell was Yvonne Craig... you didn't want to.

Rest in peace.
by Batman
Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:26 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 43
Views: 5702

Re: happy new year!

I can't honestly say that I'm... into carnal acts with fellow men . However, this looks like the making of a true... forum-wide bonding opportunity. In the interest of togetherness , I will let you in on a little Bat-action the likes of which only... the lovely Marsha , Queen of Diamonds has ever e...
by Batman
Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:11 am
Forum: comic books
Topic: Questions about DC's relaunch
Replies: 430
Views: 62424

Re: Questions about DC's relaunch

Lies. All lies. I would never consort... with an arch-fiend like Catwoman. And, even were I to do so, I would never... discuss it, as this is not how a gentleman composes himself. If there's one thing I want to impress upon my young ward, Robin , it's that we do not discuss in public what goes on.....
by Batman
Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:23 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 4058

Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

I have taken the liberty of... removing the offending picture of Tony Danza. Luckily, there would be no one so deviant as to devise Bat-pornography, thus disproving your "Rule 34," old chum.
by Batman
Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:31 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Replies: 243
Views: 39849

Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Good... lord . What has happened in my absence? Someone has clearly hacked into the Bat-computer and guessed my secret password, selina69 . Who could have done this... and... why? This must be the work of one of the most heinous arch-villains of Gotham, perhaps Crazy Quilt or the Ten-Eyed Man . But...
by Batman
Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:25 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Replies: 243
Views: 39849

Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Yes, happy birthday... citizen . I have been on an extended hunting trip with my dearest friends (whom, of course, are never referenced at any point), when I overheard a broadcast from that mischievous maestro... Chandell, in which he played a... note incorrectly. Knowing this was a signal for his ...
by Batman
Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:15 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: HAPPY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY, BUMBLEBEE!
Replies: 5
Views: 1406

HAPPY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY, BUMBLEBEE!

WE DON'T CATER TO YOUR GODDAMN KIND IN GOTHAM CITY, ALIEN!
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IF YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER GODDAMN PLANET, STAY THE GODDAMN OFF OURS!!

THE GODDAMN BATMAN HAS SPOKEN!
by Batman
Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:01 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Some things, you just can't find on Google
Replies: 2
Views: 1184

Re: Some things, you just can't find on Google

YOU NEEDN'T WORRY YOURSELF ABOUT SCOOBY DOO! I HAVE DISPATCHED THAT STONER BASTARD WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE! HE SAW BIZARRO THE GRIN! I KNOW HE DID! I DON'T NEED ANY PROOF; THE WAY HE GIGGLED WHEN I GRABBED HIM BY HIS THROAT AND SHOUTED MY QUESTIONS AT HIM WAS PLENTY OF EVIDENCE FOR THIS DETECTIVE! S...
by Batman
Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:52 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: A RARE DAYTIME ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
Replies: 7
Views: 1659

Re: A RARE DAYTIME ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

MY GODDAMN BAT-CAMERA TAPED THIS MAN, WHO VISITED THE GRAVESIDE OF BIZARRO THE GRIN (AS I BURIED THE TWISTED PSYCHOPATH IN A DUMPSTER IN A SURPRISINGLY FANCY ALLEY BEHIND A CHINESE RESTAURANT). HE SHOUTED "NO!" FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, DROPPED HIS GODDAMN TROUSERS, AND STUCK A GODDAMN KETCHUP...
by Batman
Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:39 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: A RARE DAYTIME ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
Replies: 7
Views: 1659

A RARE DAYTIME ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

I ALWAYS VISIT THE CEMETERY IN MY CIVILIAN GUISE DURING THE DAYTIME. THIS MORNING, I CAUGHT THAT DEVIANT JERKOFF BIZARRO THE GRIN AT MY FATHER'S GRAVESIDE WITH A SHOVEL, SOME EDIBLE PANTIES, AND NOTHING ELSE! THE FULL FURY OF THE GODDAMN BATMAN RAINED DOWN UPON HIS HEAD! I CANNOT TOLERATE THOSE SUC...
by Batman
Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:11 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Replies: 243
Views: 39849

Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

GUESS WHO HAS HIS EYES ON YOU IN CASE YOU FUCK UP, DUSHTWESE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

ME!

THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!
by Batman
Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:19 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: A REMINDER FROM THE ORIGINAL ASS-KICKER!
Replies: 1
Views: 815

A REMINDER FROM THE ORIGINAL ASS-KICKER!

BREAK THE LAW, HARM THE INNOCENT, OR JUST TAKE TOO GODDAMN LONG IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE BECAUSE YOU'RE WRITING A CHECK, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP! JUST ASK THE PHANTOM MANASS! 206063-lg[1].jpg HAVE FUN TRYING TO BREATHE, YOU FAT TURD! YOU'VE BEEN BENT OUT OF SHAPE! BENT BY THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!
by Batman
Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:20 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: CRASH COURSE IN JUSTICE, COURTESY OF THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
Replies: 1
Views: 750

CRASH COURSE IN JUSTICE, COURTESY OF THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

starscream.jpg ALL RIGHT, STARSCREAM, YOU WANNA GET NUTS? LET'S GET NUTS! LET'S SEE YOU WHINE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS, YOU GOBOT! THIS IS WAR, AND NO AMOUNT OF PANDERING TO SOME MENTALLY RETARDED WOULD-BE WARLORD WHO'S TOO BIG A PUSSY TO TURN INTO A GUN ANYMORE BECAUSE HE'S BUSY PANDERING TO LIBERAL C...

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