Search found 15 matches
- Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:38 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Million Mustache March’ planned for April
- Replies: 9
- Views: 6720
Re: Million Mustache March’ planned for April
I DON'T HAVE A MUSTACHE. MOST TRANSFORMERS DON'T. THERE WAS THIS KID, THOUGH, WHO WAS A FRESHMAN WHEN I WAS A SENIOR WHO GREW A DOOZY OF A MUSTACHE. NAME WAS ALPHA TRION. WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT YOUNGSTER? ALWAYS SKETCHING FASHION DESIGNS; TOLD THIS KID I USED TO BABYSIT THAT HE WANTED TO &quo...
- Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:55 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: happy new year!
- Replies: 43
- Views: 19126
Re: happy new year!
MY BIG OLD ROBOT COCK MIGHT BE CRUSTY AND WRINKLY, BUT I'M DOWN LIKE A CLOWN, CHARLIE BROWN. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL ME "SHITPIECE"? IT AIN'T FROM CHASING PETRORABBITS, SON!
- Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:38 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3563
Re: FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
SUCK MY GIANT METAL COCK!!
- Sun May 23, 2010 10:08 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)
- Replies: 154
- Views: 65650
- Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:46 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Hey, everybody!
- Replies: 17
- Views: 6109
Re: Hey, everybody!
GRIMLOCK'S NOT A PIECE OF SHIT. THAT TITLE BELONGS TO ME, JUNIOR!
- Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:58 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: This is a serious meassage...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2409
Re: This is a serious meassage...
RINGO STARR? GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE! I USED TO LISTEN TO YOU AS A KID.
- Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:58 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: should i stay or should i go?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 25154
Re: should i stay or should i go?
WELCOME, ZERO. OR IS IT JJL WHO'S THE NEWBIE? DAMMIT, I CAN'T KEEP YOU KIDS STRAIGHT. GET THE FUCK OFF MY SILICON LAWN!
- Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:56 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: The Douche Cyberwar: the crucial moment is at hand!
- Replies: 22
- Views: 10370
Re: The Douche Cyberwar: the crucial moment is at hand!
I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.
- Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:22 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Welcome... Jargo
- Replies: 120
- Views: 47720
Re: Welcome... Jargo
JARGO, EH? THAT REMINDS ME OF THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE QUINTESSONS ON THE PLANET JORGON V. I WAS IN CHARGE OF A BATTALION OF NEW SOLDIERS, INCLUDING THIS YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER, IRONHIDE. WE LANDED ON JORGON V IN THE MIDST OF PETRO-RABBIT MATING SEASON. THOSE PETRO-RABBITS, THEY WERE GOING AT IT LIKE...
- Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:06 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!
- Replies: 33
- Views: 13806
Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!
SHIT! ANOTHER ONE?
SWEDISH CHEF, MARIO, SNARF! GET YOUR CARBON-BASED ASSES IN HERE! WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE, AND SCOOBY-DOO IS BUSY.
BETTER GET RATCHET IN HERE, TOO. I'M NOT SURE IF THERE'S ANY HOPE FOR HIM. POOR LAD.
SWEDISH CHEF, MARIO, SNARF! GET YOUR CARBON-BASED ASSES IN HERE! WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE, AND SCOOBY-DOO IS BUSY.
BETTER GET RATCHET IN HERE, TOO. I'M NOT SURE IF THERE'S ANY HOPE FOR HIM. POOR LAD.
- Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:35 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Whatever happened to....
- Replies: 1
- Views: 709
Whatever happened to....
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE DOUCHE CYBERWARS? AND THE MURDER OF ETERNAL PADAWAN AND THE MULTIPLE ROLLOS? GRIMLOCK, MARIO, BATMAN, SWEDISH CHEF, ROBIN--YOU GUYS ARE THE SORRIEST EXCUSE FOR DETECTIVES I'VE SEEN SINCE THE PETRO-RABBITS ON MOLTADOR IV BACK WHEN OPTIMUS PRIME WAS JUST A YOUNGUN KNEE-HIGH T...
- Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:28 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: Transformers Movie - Live Action
- Replies: 142
- Views: 78834
Re: Your daily "Transformers II" update!
AM I GOING TO BE IN THE SEQUEL?
- Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:43 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Grimlock, you stupid whippersnapper!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1192
Grimlock, you stupid whippersnapper!
GRIMLOCK, YOU STUPID DINOBOT! THERE'S BEEN A FUCKING MURDER OF ONE OF THE FLESHLINGS, AND THE OTHER MODERATORS ARE TOO BUSY YANKING THEIR EXHAUST PIPES. SHOW SOME BALL BEARINGS, FOR PRIMUS' SAKE! I'VE BROUGHT IN TWO OF THE BEST INVESTIGATORS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE TO HELP YOU OUT, SINCE YOU'RE A BIT...
- Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:54 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
- Replies: 208
- Views: 71245
Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE "SHITPIECE."
- Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:11 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: ACTION ONLINE MUST BE STOPPED...
- Replies: 27
- Views: 14118