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by Kup
Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:38 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Million Mustache March’ planned for April
Replies: 9
Views: 6720

Re: Million Mustache March’ planned for April

I DON'T HAVE A MUSTACHE. MOST TRANSFORMERS DON'T. THERE WAS THIS KID, THOUGH, WHO WAS A FRESHMAN WHEN I WAS A SENIOR WHO GREW A DOOZY OF A MUSTACHE. NAME WAS ALPHA TRION. WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT YOUNGSTER? ALWAYS SKETCHING FASHION DESIGNS; TOLD THIS KID I USED TO BABYSIT THAT HE WANTED TO &quo...
by Kup
Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:55 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 43
Views: 19126

Re: happy new year!

MY BIG OLD ROBOT COCK MIGHT BE CRUSTY AND WRINKLY, BUT I'M DOWN LIKE A CLOWN, CHARLIE BROWN. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL ME "SHITPIECE"? IT AIN'T FROM CHASING PETRORABBITS, SON!
by Kup
Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:38 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 3563

Re: FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

SUCK MY GIANT METAL COCK!!
by Kup
Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:46 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Hey, everybody!
Replies: 17
Views: 6109

Re: Hey, everybody!

GRIMLOCK'S NOT A PIECE OF SHIT. THAT TITLE BELONGS TO ME, JUNIOR!
by Kup
Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:58 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: This is a serious meassage...
Replies: 6
Views: 2409

Re: This is a serious meassage...

RINGO STARR? GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE! I USED TO LISTEN TO YOU AS A KID.
by Kup
Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:58 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: should i stay or should i go?
Replies: 79
Views: 25154

Re: should i stay or should i go?

WELCOME, ZERO. OR IS IT JJL WHO'S THE NEWBIE? DAMMIT, I CAN'T KEEP YOU KIDS STRAIGHT. GET THE FUCK OFF MY SILICON LAWN!
by Kup
Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:56 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: The Douche Cyberwar: the crucial moment is at hand!
Replies: 22
Views: 10370

Re: The Douche Cyberwar: the crucial moment is at hand!

I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.
by Kup
Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:22 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Welcome... Jargo
Replies: 120
Views: 47720

Re: Welcome... Jargo

JARGO, EH? THAT REMINDS ME OF THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE QUINTESSONS ON THE PLANET JORGON V. I WAS IN CHARGE OF A BATTALION OF NEW SOLDIERS, INCLUDING THIS YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER, IRONHIDE. WE LANDED ON JORGON V IN THE MIDST OF PETRO-RABBIT MATING SEASON. THOSE PETRO-RABBITS, THEY WERE GOING AT IT LIKE...
by Kup
Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:06 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!
Replies: 33
Views: 13806

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

SHIT! ANOTHER ONE?

SWEDISH CHEF, MARIO, SNARF! GET YOUR CARBON-BASED ASSES IN HERE! WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE, AND SCOOBY-DOO IS BUSY.

BETTER GET RATCHET IN HERE, TOO. I'M NOT SURE IF THERE'S ANY HOPE FOR HIM. POOR LAD.
by Kup
Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:35 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Whatever happened to....
Replies: 1
Views: 709

Whatever happened to....

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE DOUCHE CYBERWARS? AND THE MURDER OF ETERNAL PADAWAN AND THE MULTIPLE ROLLOS? GRIMLOCK, MARIO, BATMAN, SWEDISH CHEF, ROBIN--YOU GUYS ARE THE SORRIEST EXCUSE FOR DETECTIVES I'VE SEEN SINCE THE PETRO-RABBITS ON MOLTADOR IV BACK WHEN OPTIMUS PRIME WAS JUST A YOUNGUN KNEE-HIGH T...
by Kup
Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:28 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Transformers Movie - Live Action
Replies: 142
Views: 78834

Re: Your daily "Transformers II" update!

AM I GOING TO BE IN THE SEQUEL?
by Kup
Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:43 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Grimlock, you stupid whippersnapper!
Replies: 2
Views: 1192

Grimlock, you stupid whippersnapper!

GRIMLOCK, YOU STUPID DINOBOT! THERE'S BEEN A FUCKING MURDER OF ONE OF THE FLESHLINGS, AND THE OTHER MODERATORS ARE TOO BUSY YANKING THEIR EXHAUST PIPES. SHOW SOME BALL BEARINGS, FOR PRIMUS' SAKE! I'VE BROUGHT IN TWO OF THE BEST INVESTIGATORS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE TO HELP YOU OUT, SINCE YOU'RE A BIT...
by Kup
Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:54 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Replies: 208
Views: 71245

Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE "SHITPIECE."
by Kup
Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:11 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: ACTION ONLINE MUST BE STOPPED...
Replies: 27
Views: 14118

PRIME DID IT!

HE TURNED THE TIDE!!