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by remainsafetus
Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:38 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: The Fate of Batman
Replies: 297
Views: 37678

Re: The Fate of Batman

You're all morons. Morrison's run on Batman has been the pinnacle of all storytelling involving a man dressing up in tights and beating up criminals. The fact that he's throwing the entire mythos out the widow simply proves that he's too tethered by the years upon years of absolute horse manure that...
by remainsafetus
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:35 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED
Replies: 10
Views: 78047

Re: IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED

Thank GOD. That guy was getting to be a bit annoying.
by remainsafetus
Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:54 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Hey Gents
Replies: 43
Views: 2993

Re: Hey Gents

Finally, SOMEONE who hates the prequels and George LucASS as much as I do.

Fucking Midichlorians and Qui-Gon.
by remainsafetus
Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:18 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: incrudeusalsulally
Replies: 13
Views: 4022

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by remainsafetus
Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:08 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: forum "telephone"
Replies: 73
Views: 20316

You gays are all fucking guy. Stoops, that March has been too great a depression. How 'bout tits: Fuck, you gays are all guy. That's butter.
by remainsafetus
Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:14 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: sin city rocked ass
Replies: 29
Views: 8374

This B-level Filme Noir knock-off of an uninspired "graphic novel" isn't even worthy to be used as a coaster under a glass of urine, much less actually put in my DVD player and WATCHED for a second time. I should say for the first time, as I left the theater and demanded they pay me the money EVERYO...
by remainsafetus
Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:08 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Star Wars Prequels suck!
Replies: 38
Views: 9278

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by peaches</i> <br />What the fuck? Is this someone's idea of a joke? Ha, ha. Very funny. I click on a link at <b><font color="red">THE OTHER SITE</font id="...
by remainsafetus
Sun May 01, 2005 8:14 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit
Replies: 478
Views: 56410

Ugh! The only thing I hate more than all these remakes is the Star Wars prequels. As a guy in the industry, I know full well that Hollywood HAS run out of ideas. It's all a guy can do to haul lighting equipment back and forth and keep from tearing his hair out at the roots when he sees something lik...
by remainsafetus
Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:26 am
Forum: movies
Topic: Holy goddamn! ROTS is gonna fucking rock!
Replies: 57
Views: 16821

JJ: you need to see clone wars vol. 2. go to

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/promos/20 ... index.html

I just know about it, not that I've watched them. It seems to be more EU than the prequels themselves, to me.
by remainsafetus
Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:43 pm
Forum: SLOTHS!!!
Topic: sloths are awesome
Replies: 32
Views: 19045

I heard a sloth was going to be the ghost-writer for The Phantom Menace. Too bad, because anything would've made it a better movie!
by remainsafetus
Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:39 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: avatars
Replies: 3
Views: 1778

avatars

I know I'm new here, but how does one get a custom avatar? I need one of George Lucas being beaten over the head with Jar Jar's lifeless body. Or maybe one of Lucas being forced to suck on a lightsaber like a big metal cock or something. Surly comic book guy is serving me well right now, as he's the...
by remainsafetus
Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:34 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: anyone getting into sirstevesguide?
Replies: 11
Views: 2805

Man, that place is full of people who don't know what real cinematography is! I mean, COME ON!? Star Wars isn't just great lightsaber battles and amazing special effects, like the prequels! It's also crappy boring lightsaber battles and bad special effects, like in the original trilogy!
by remainsafetus
Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:31 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Did you cried when ET died?
Replies: 10
Views: 3661

I didn't cry when ET died, but I did cry when Spielberg smoked whatever G.Lu was smoking and changed all the guns to walkie-talkies. What a kiss-ass!
by remainsafetus
Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:30 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Star Wars Prequels suck!
Replies: 38
Views: 9278

Star Wars Prequels suck!

I hate the prequels so much, that I hope George Lucas burns in hell. I could have made a better movie with my head tied behind my ass. I could, too, because I work in the industry.

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