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by Rob Liefeld
Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:01 am
Forum: toys
Topic: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Replies: 1014
Views: 139613

Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

Damn, that's some bad anatomy.
by Rob Liefeld
Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:14 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Hey, Rollo!
Replies: 7
Views: 2296

Re: Hey, Rollo!

Okay, Rollo, I'm off Deathstroke forever and ever! We're best buds, right? Right?
by Rob Liefeld
Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:05 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Amazing offer from Rob Liefeld and AWESOME! Entertainment
Replies: 19
Views: 7564

Re: Amazing offer from Rob Liefeld and AWESOME! Entertainment

Ha ha! The joke's on all of you! Strikeforce: Youngblood Brigade was never released! I'll let you fellows in on my real secret, since Rollo is my BFF: I'm actually a financial genius. See, I did just enough art when I was young to get popular. I'm still not sure how I got a job drawing comics, but I...
by Rob Liefeld
Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:00 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: R.I.P. and Thanks for Everything
Replies: 126
Views: 35035

Re: R.I.P. and Thanks for Everything

RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Jean "Mœbius" Giraud died.

That's a bummer.
Eh. I looked him up (never heard of the guy before), and his artwork was neither AWESOME! nor EXTREME! Not saying it's a good thing when someone dies, but he was no Steven Platt.
by Rob Liefeld
Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:12 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Hey, Rollo!
Replies: 7
Views: 2296

Re: Hey, Rollo!

Oh. That's right. Couldn't be the hot dog, then, unless you've got a bad case of the shits, too. It's probably the triple-decker habanero and fried cheese beanburger with extra marinara sauce (and six venti cups of caramel mocha) I had for lunch. My bad.

We're still besties, right?
by Rob Liefeld
Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:11 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Hey, Rollo!
Replies: 7
Views: 2296

Hey, Rollo!

I have diarrhea like a motherfucker. It's like I'm squirting my brains out through my asshole.

And I know it's that hot dog you got for me a year or so ago that's making me sick!

You fucking dickweed!!
by Rob Liefeld
Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:50 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: Questions about DC's relaunch
Replies: 457
Views: 95420

Re: Questions about DC's relaunch

Happy birthday, Rollo Tomassi! I knew I had to repay your kindness years ago somehow, and buying you hot dogs wasn't enough. No, I had to find out who your favorite character was and give you the epic to end all epics starring that character. So you haven't heard the best of it. Deathstroke is going...
by Rob Liefeld
Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:17 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 43
Views: 9981

Re: happy new year!

I mean, really, Venkman, how could you, of all people, forget how much I love surprise buttsecks? How often do I text you and, when you're bending over because you still keep your iPhone in your boot for some reason, WHAM! there's some surprise buttsecks for you? That's at least, what, five times a ...
by Rob Liefeld
Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:06 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 43
Views: 9981

Re: happy new year!

Bull. Shit.

I never pass up the chance at surprise buttsecks!

Venkman, you are truly a stupid n****r.
by Rob Liefeld
Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:19 am
Forum: comic books
Topic: Questions about DC's relaunch
Replies: 457
Views: 95420

Re: Questions about DC's relaunch

Just be sure you all check out the new Hawk & Dove title! Issue #1 will be on the stands next month, and #2 will be available in January (if nothing more fun comes up between now and then)!!
by Rob Liefeld
Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:16 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: So, is Deadpool overexposed yet?
Replies: 19
Views: 9618

Re: So, is Deadpool overexposed yet?

It wasn't porn. Those were tastefully done, artistic nudes. And I wasn't blowing unlimitedpudding. He had a zit on his dick that he asked me to pop, and sucking the pus out seemed like the most efficient way to do so.
by Rob Liefeld
Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:03 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: hey guys
Replies: 22
Views: 3442

Re: hey guys

ZAPHOD HAS GIVEN UP!!! YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! I AM INDISPUTABLY THE ONLY CLAIMANT TO THE TITLE OF DOCTOR DOUCHE!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
by Rob Liefeld
Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:07 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Beware of spammers!
Replies: 3
Views: 1741

Re: Beware of spammers!

HA HA!! MY NEFARIOUS, YET INDISTINCT, PLANS ARE COMING TO FRUITION!! SOON, I SHALL OPEN THE FLOODGATES AND THE BOARDS WILL BE SO FULL OF SPAMMERS, NO ONE ELSE WILL WANT TO POST HERE ANYMORE!! NOTE THIS IS MY NEFARIOUS, YET INDISTINCT, PLAN, NOT THE NEFARIOUS, YET INDISTINCT, PLAN OF ANY OF THE HALF...
by Rob Liefeld
Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:24 pm
Forum: toys
Topic: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Replies: 592
Views: 115759

Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A

POSSIBLY!! THAT MAN COULD SELL PLAYBOY MAGAZINE AT A BOY GEORGE CONCERT!! DEAR HASBRO, ON BEHALF OF COLLECTORS EVERYWHERE, MIGHT I SAY THAT DARTH VADER IS NICER EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A NEW ONE!! CAN WE HOPE TO HAVE PLENTY OF DARTH VADERS IN THE FUTURE!! ALSO, FANS LOVE THE 3.75" MARVEL FIGURES A...
by Rob Liefeld
Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:32 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: THE RULE OF DOUCHE!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1969

Re: THE RULE OF DOUCHE!!

YOU LIE!!

YOU ARE NOT DOCTOR DOUCHE!! THE ONLY PUSSY YOU EVER DOUCHED WAS YOUR MOM'S WHEN YOU WERE BORN!!

SO QUEEFS--
I mean, should I look down and say it?