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I call upon the Dark Side of the Daily Double, to summon necroscopic forces even you cannot hope to combat, Trebek!

Stnatsetnoc s'yadot era oiduts eht gniretne won!!!

The hidden immunity idol now comes into play, Trebek!

The Prize shall be mine! I alone shall wield the lifetime supply of Head-On, which I will apply directly to my forehead.

Because, Trebek, you are from Canada, and everyone knows Canadians are not fighters!

You really think you're hot stuff, don't you?

Well, I honed my chops on Rock & Roll Jeopardy back in the day, and I'm more than a match for you.

Prepare to die, Trebek!

There can be only one!

<Hums "Princes of the Universe" and sharpens his sword>

You couldn't have seen that coming! Grimlock: outed to the media. . . and he's not even gay! Green Hulk wearing a colostomy bag for the rest of his life! Dr Doom with "Insert cock here" tattooed on his buttocks! Yoda sold into the harem of a wealthy Arabian oilman! Cobra Commander exiled t...

Wow!

Who knew that Yoda was really Green Hulk's father?

Find out how that ties in with the vow that Jedi cannot love, and more stunning surprises, after the break!

I hope everyone has set their TiVo to record the special twelve-hour finale, which airs in just two days! After last week's shocker, you'll finally see whether Dr Doom is able to extricate the remains of Grimlock from Cobra Commander's nether regions! How will Green Hulk react to learning the love o...

Reed Richards, they don't call you a genius for nothing!! Your machines no doubt detected tonights special 3 hour marathon, bringing "Survivor: The Desert Island" right up to the final episode, to air next week!! Tonight, tune in to see things that you probably will not BELIEVE could EVER ...

That actually sounds like fun, but it'll have to wait. Right now, I'm totally committed to Survivor: The Desert Island! Be sure to check out this week's challenge. We'll be stripping the members of the Moderator Terror Squad butt-naked, tying them face-down to the ground, smearing gobs of female gor...

Yes, she still brags about that to this day. It seems that I'm not quite as good at it as you are, The Grin. I'm surprised that you of all people misinterpreted exactly how it was that Yoda ate hulkslittlegreenman. He didn't chew at all. Well, early in the competition, he used teeth once, and Green ...

Did everyone catch last night's episode? Wow! What a shocker! It was the classic "eating nasty stuff" contest, and we sort of mixed things up. Yoda didn't realize for thirty minutes that he'd been eating hulkslittlegreenman, by which time he was covered in what he thought was mayonnaise! A...

The Cow wrote:LOADING KERNEL "FILESYSTEM/GRIMLOCK/SBIN/POST.CONF"

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MOOOOOOOOO!!

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How did that cow get here? I smell a new challenge.

Nothing at all--that is, of course, if you consider nothing to mean that the Moderator Terror Squad Team lost the "Pig Semen Eating" contest and, as punishment, were condemned to Exile Island for a week, and their eyelids (or photoreceptors, as the case may be) were taped open and they mus...

It's unanimous. The first person voted off Survivor: The Desert Island is Slicker's Mom!

We haven't even premiered, nor is she playing! I've got to say that's pretty bad.

This show does suck, because it's on ABC. But if folks stranded on a deserted island and forced into humiliating situations is your cup of tea, check out Survivor: The Desert Island, airing right here at vynsane.com!