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- Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:37 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Darth Vader's Wife Punched After Accusations Of Infidelity
- Replies: 3
- Views: 5579
Re: Darth Vader's Wife Punched After Accusations Of Infidelity
A real Sith Lord wouldn't need the police. He could have just sent out probe droids....or bounty hunters.
- Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:40 am
- Forum: movies
- Topic: If you ran Hollywood, what movies would you make?
- Replies: 59
- Views: 19231
Re: If you ran Hollywood, what movies would you make?
... and who the fuck would name their kid "destinee hooker"? I'll tell you who would name their kid "Destinee Hooker." Empire Strikes Back was edited heavily for time. We were all there for well over a year. Not long after Luke, Han and Leia arrived, Lando's sister showed up and...
- Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:01 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: no skool! no skool! yay!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1374
Re: no skool! no skool! yay!
I sense something. A disturbance in your pants that I have not felt since....Palpatine took me "under his wing".
- Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:59 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
- Replies: 2016
- Views: 234628
Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
It's all George Lucas. He's my pimp. If I don't do what he says, he beats me and threatens to replace me in the Original Trilogy with Darth Maul.
Can I interest you in a free toaster oven?
Can I interest you in a free toaster oven?
- Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:56 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
- Replies: 2016
- Views: 234628
Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Everyone is hearing the line incorrectly. The script said I was having a stroke during that scene and my line was "Stroooke!" That's what kills me before Luke escapes on the shuttle. There is a deleted scene where Palpatine crushes the medic droids that come in to assist me.
- Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:18 pm
- Forum: toys
- Topic: Why do toy companies have to double dip?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 6121
Re: Why do toy companies have to double dip?
I HAVE YOU NOW!
- Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:01 pm
- Forum: toys
- Topic: star wars "saga"
- Replies: 1934
- Views: 270784
Re: star wars
The Emperor will be glad you decided to purchase General Grievous. However, if you arrange him with his army in a shitty manner and post pictures of it on the internet, I will relieve you of your command.
- Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:43 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: A RARE DAYTIME ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2340
Re: A RARE DAYTIME ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
It seems Mr. Trebek has escaped from the Imperial Prison.The Grin wrote:
This is a joke, right? Trebek is just doing this to get more Moderator votes.
Speaking of impostors, why does it say "Darth Vader" under you name? Trying to steal some more moderator votes?
- Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:53 pm
- Forum: tv shows
- Topic: Resolute is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Replies: 24
- Views: 4085
Re: Resolute is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
You make it sound so simple. simple? that's basically the entire history of this forum. throw in some dick and fart jokes and you've got the entirety of the content that resides here. :vader: I can't believe you forgot the time I crushed Namblaman, imprisioned Trebek, and claimed victory in the &qu...
- Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:44 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
- Replies: 208
- Views: 35832
Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
They shall pay for their insubordination.
- Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:38 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Has someone posted Turkish SW yet?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2277
Re: Has someone posted Turkish SW yet?
What?!?! They cut out my scenes? Now I won't get my royalties.
- Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:19 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
- Replies: 208
- Views: 35832
Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
You are part of the Cyber Douche Alliance and a traitor! Take him away!Alex Trebek wrote:You're right. I demand a recount. Someone is stuffing the ballot box.
Your insight serves you well.RoIIo Tomassi wrote:So...uhhhhh...does this mean Vader is the new Mod?
- Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:35 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
- Replies: 208
- Views: 35832
Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Today is a day that will be remembered. We have seen the last of Namblaman, and soon you will all vote me as your next MODERATOR!
- Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:32 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Namblaman found dead!
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2647
Re: Namblaman found dead!
I don't know if I have the reality-altering powers of Uatu or Newsbot, but here's a shot: Vynsane.com forumite Namblaman was found dead today. He had choked on his own shit and fell into a giant blender, where he was pureed into this red goo. He won't be coming back. It was more of a Force Choke, t...
- Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:12 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
- Replies: 208
- Views: 35832
Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Join me and I will give you a free toaster oven which is almost as powerful as the Dark Side of the Force. :vader: This one ? By the way, Namblaman, you're on my ignore list, so I didn't see your post. Notice the Dark Side of the Toast! It is more powerful than the light side. If I were on the Coun...