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by Darth Vader
Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:37 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Darth Vader's Wife Punched After Accusations Of Infidelity
Replies: 3
Views: 5579

Re: Darth Vader's Wife Punched After Accusations Of Infidelity

A real Sith Lord wouldn't need the police. He could have just sent out probe droids....or bounty hunters. :vader:
by Darth Vader
Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:40 am
Forum: movies
Topic: If you ran Hollywood, what movies would you make?
Replies: 59
Views: 19231

Re: If you ran Hollywood, what movies would you make?

... and who the fuck would name their kid "destinee hooker"? I'll tell you who would name their kid "Destinee Hooker." Empire Strikes Back was edited heavily for time. We were all there for well over a year. Not long after Luke, Han and Leia arrived, Lando's sister showed up and...
by Darth Vader
Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:01 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: no skool! no skool! yay!
Replies: 3
Views: 1374

Re: no skool! no skool! yay!

I sense something. A disturbance in your pants that I have not felt since....Palpatine took me "under his wing".
by Darth Vader
Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:59 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Replies: 2016
Views: 234628

Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

It's all George Lucas. He's my pimp. If I don't do what he says, he beats me and threatens to replace me in the Original Trilogy with Darth Maul.

Can I interest you in a free toaster oven?
by Darth Vader
Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:56 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Replies: 2016
Views: 234628

Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

Everyone is hearing the line incorrectly. The script said I was having a stroke during that scene and my line was "Stroooke!" That's what kills me before Luke escapes on the shuttle. There is a deleted scene where Palpatine crushes the medic droids that come in to assist me.
by Darth Vader
Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:18 pm
Forum: toys
Topic: Why do toy companies have to double dip?
Replies: 7
Views: 6121

Re: Why do toy companies have to double dip?

:vader: I HAVE YOU NOW! :vader:
by Darth Vader
Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:01 pm
Forum: toys
Topic: star wars "saga"
Replies: 1934
Views: 270784

Re: star wars

The Emperor will be glad you decided to purchase General Grievous. However, if you arrange him with his army in a shitty manner and post pictures of it on the internet, I will relieve you of your command.
by Darth Vader
Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:43 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: A RARE DAYTIME ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
Replies: 7
Views: 2340

Re: A RARE DAYTIME ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

The Grin wrote::thegrin:

This is a joke, right? Trebek is just doing this to get more Moderator votes.


:thegrin:
It seems Mr. Trebek has escaped from the Imperial Prison.


Speaking of impostors, why does it say "Darth Vader" under you name? Trying to steal some more moderator votes?
by Darth Vader
Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:53 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: Resolute is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 4085

Re: Resolute is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

You make it sound so simple. simple? that's basically the entire history of this forum. throw in some dick and fart jokes and you've got the entirety of the content that resides here. :vader: I can't believe you forgot the time I crushed Namblaman, imprisioned Trebek, and claimed victory in the &qu...
by Darth Vader
Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:44 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Replies: 208
Views: 35832

Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!

They shall pay for their insubordination. :vader:
by Darth Vader
Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:38 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Has someone posted Turkish SW yet?
Replies: 15
Views: 2277

Re: Has someone posted Turkish SW yet?

What?!?! They cut out my scenes? Now I won't get my royalties. :vader:
by Darth Vader
Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:19 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Replies: 208
Views: 35832

Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!

Alex Trebek wrote:You're right. I demand a recount. Someone is stuffing the ballot box.
You are part of the Cyber Douche Alliance and a traitor! Take him away!
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:So...uhhhhh...does this mean Vader is the new Mod?
Your insight serves you well.
by Darth Vader
Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:35 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Replies: 208
Views: 35832

Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!

Today is a day that will be remembered. We have seen the last of Namblaman, and soon you will all vote me as your next MODERATOR!
by Darth Vader
Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:32 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Namblaman found dead!
Replies: 12
Views: 2647

Re: Namblaman found dead!

I don't know if I have the reality-altering powers of Uatu or Newsbot, but here's a shot: Vynsane.com forumite Namblaman was found dead today. He had choked on his own shit and fell into a giant blender, where he was pureed into this red goo. He won't be coming back. It was more of a Force Choke, t...
by Darth Vader
Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:12 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Replies: 208
Views: 35832

Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!

Join me and I will give you a free toaster oven which is almost as powerful as the Dark Side of the Force. :vader: This one ? By the way, Namblaman, you're on my ignore list, so I didn't see your post. Notice the Dark Side of the Toast! It is more powerful than the light side. If I were on the Coun...