Shockwave is dead, you insensitive fleshling bastard.
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- Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:02 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Canadian firm patents 'space elevator'
- Replies: 7
- Views: 6296
- Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:38 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: naked pictures of rollo tomassi!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3623
Re: naked pictures of rollo tomassi!
Shit, that picture gives me metal. Which is sort of like you soft carbon-based weaklings saying it gives you wood. Except it's harder to get a metal boner, so that tells you how much more I am turned on right now.
That's right. I'm into the heavy dudes. Like you're not.
That's right. I'm into the heavy dudes. Like you're not.
- Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:22 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: happy new year!
- Replies: 43
- Views: 10016
Re: happy new year!
Some of us are used to the give-and-take nature of anal loving. Me, I had a separate transponder installed to work my Cybertronian genitalia so I can give it to Punch while receiving from Counterpunch. (If you know your obscure Transformers, try to wrap your head around that. It's kinky, I tell you...
- Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:49 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5411
Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!
Now this explains a lot....
Obviously, I am the most qualified to lead not only the Decepticons, but all the Transformers. Shockwave? Please. You should see the pictures I have of him and Bumblebee.
Obviously, I am the most qualified to lead not only the Decepticons, but all the Transformers. Shockwave? Please. You should see the pictures I have of him and Bumblebee.
- Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:04 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Dissidents! Assemble!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 762
Re: Dissidents! Assemble!
YES, THAT'S IT!! FOCUS YOUR FEEBLE CARBON-BASED MINDS ON THE THREE HUMAN IMPOSTORS, EVEN AS THE IMMORTAL MECHANICAL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF DOUCHE CLEANSES ALL THE VAGINAS OF THE WORLD WITHOUT YOUR BEING ANY THE WISER!!
SO QUEEFS THE DOUCHICON!!
SO QUEEFS THE DOUCHICON!!
- Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:53 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: happy new year!
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2537
Re: happy new year!
It's not common knowledge, but, following the fiasco with the Underbase and the shitty Jose Delbo art associated with that story, the Pretender shell which restored me to life was imprinted with the brain patterns of Doctor Douche, merging his nefarious, yet indistinct, plans for vaginal domination...
- Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:43 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Attention all characters
- Replies: 48
- Views: 10394
Re: Attention all characters
This goes double for you new sons of bitches. Triple, even.Diabolical wrote:Fuck you all.
I hope you all die.
Go to Hell.
Lick my ass.
Lick your own ass.
Lick each others asses.
Die.
Die.
Die.
- Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:43 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Help me help homeless retarded kids with melanoma
- Replies: 2
- Views: 806
Re: Help me help homeless retarded kids with melanoma
Grimlock asked me to pass along that he's more than happy to donate 24 full earth hours to the cause.
- Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:04 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
- Replies: 106
- Views: 17440
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Dead fleshlings? Yawn. Reactivate me from slumber mode when something interesting happens. (Unless it's that prick Michael Bay.)
- Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:40 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Time to play... The Family Feud!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 5493
- Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:36 pm
- Forum: video games
- Topic: Me Grimlock like!
- Replies: 25
- Views: 10564
I can assure you that Blues Brothers is a far more enjoyable film than the upcoming piece of carbon-based dung that steals its name from my Cybertronian brethren. I mean, Barricade? Who the fuck is Barricade? All these great Decepticons, and they have to make up stupid ones? Was it so fucking diffi...
- Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:33 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: The Transformers movie poll!
- Replies: 88
- Views: 18046
<sigh> Grimlock, you big dumb piece of metal, you have no idea how right you are. (Well, except for the Fairycon bit. Ask Elita-1 how gay I am.) We've had our differences, and I still think you're a big, dumb mechno-ox, but when you told Bay to shove his authorization papers up his exhaust port, yo...
- Wed May 16, 2007 11:51 am
- Forum: toys
- Topic: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
- Replies: 592
- Views: 116150
- Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:21 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Me Grimlock not fit for service
- Replies: 20
- Views: 4701
- Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:18 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Should the MTS take... extreme Bat-Action?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 5211