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by Starscream
Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:02 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Canadian firm patents 'space elevator'
Replies: 7
Views: 6252

Re: Canadian firm patents 'space elevator'

Shockwave is dead, you insensitive fleshling bastard.

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by Starscream
Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:38 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: naked pictures of rollo tomassi!
Replies: 11
Views: 3576

Re: naked pictures of rollo tomassi!

Shit, that picture gives me metal. Which is sort of like you soft carbon-based weaklings saying it gives you wood. Except it's harder to get a metal boner, so that tells you how much more I am turned on right now.

That's right. I'm into the heavy dudes. Like you're not.
by Starscream
Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:22 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 43
Views: 9980

Re: happy new year!

Some of us are used to the give-and-take nature of anal loving. Me, I had a separate transponder installed to work my Cybertronian genitalia so I can give it to Punch while receiving from Counterpunch. (If you know your obscure Transformers, try to wrap your head around that. It's kinky, I tell you...
by Starscream
Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:49 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 5393

Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Now this explains a lot....
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Obviously, I am the most qualified to lead not only the Decepticons, but all the Transformers. Shockwave? Please. You should see the pictures I have of him and Bumblebee.
by Starscream
Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:04 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Dissidents! Assemble!
Replies: 1
Views: 762

Re: Dissidents! Assemble!

YES, THAT'S IT!! FOCUS YOUR FEEBLE CARBON-BASED MINDS ON THE THREE HUMAN IMPOSTORS, EVEN AS THE IMMORTAL MECHANICAL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF DOUCHE CLEANSES ALL THE VAGINAS OF THE WORLD WITHOUT YOUR BEING ANY THE WISER!!

SO QUEEFS THE DOUCHICON!!
by Starscream
Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:53 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 13
Views: 2525

Re: happy new year!

It's not common knowledge, but, following the fiasco with the Underbase and the shitty Jose Delbo art associated with that story, the Pretender shell which restored me to life was imprinted with the brain patterns of Doctor Douche, merging his nefarious, yet indistinct, plans for vaginal domination...
by Starscream
Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:43 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Attention all characters
Replies: 48
Views: 10374

Re: Attention all characters

Diabolical wrote:Fuck you all.
I hope you all die.
Go to Hell.
Lick my ass.
Lick your own ass.
Lick each others asses.
Die.
Die.
Die.
This goes double for you new sons of bitches. Triple, even.
by Starscream
Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:43 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Help me help homeless retarded kids with melanoma
Replies: 2
Views: 806

Re: Help me help homeless retarded kids with melanoma

Grimlock asked me to pass along that he's more than happy to donate 24 full earth hours to the cause.
by Starscream
Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:04 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Replies: 106
Views: 17321

Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!

Dead fleshlings? Yawn. Reactivate me from slumber mode when something interesting happens. (Unless it's that prick Michael Bay.)
by Starscream
Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:40 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Time to play... The Family Feud!
Replies: 21
Views: 5489

The six dumbest Decepticon leaders who deserved to be killed by yours truly:

1) Megatron
2) Galvatron
3) Scorponok
4) Bludgeon
5) Ratbat
6) Lord Straxxus

That pussy Thunderwing doesn't even warrant a mention.
by Starscream
Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:36 pm
Forum: video games
Topic: Me Grimlock like!
Replies: 25
Views: 10518

I can assure you that Blues Brothers is a far more enjoyable film than the upcoming piece of carbon-based dung that steals its name from my Cybertronian brethren. I mean, Barricade? Who the fuck is Barricade? All these great Decepticons, and they have to make up stupid ones? Was it so fucking diffi...
by Starscream
Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:33 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: The Transformers movie poll!
Replies: 88
Views: 18022

<sigh> Grimlock, you big dumb piece of metal, you have no idea how right you are. (Well, except for the Fairycon bit. Ask Elita-1 how gay I am.) We've had our differences, and I still think you're a big, dumb mechno-ox, but when you told Bay to shove his authorization papers up his exhaust port, yo...
by Starscream
Wed May 16, 2007 11:51 am
Forum: toys
Topic: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Replies: 592
Views: 115612

We do read websites! We read up on this one, and have decided to embrace the latest trends in the online community. First, instead of offering new figures in 2008, we will be reissuing the most popular figures (including ROTS Yoda and the Neimoidian Warrior) in brand new "We only came for the n...
by Starscream
Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:21 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Me Grimlock not fit for service
Replies: 20
Views: 4699

Oh my.

Wait until Jetfire hears about this. Grimlock beaten by a half-retarded fleshling? Oh, the other Autobots will have a field day with this.

You putz-bot.
by Starscream
Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:18 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Should the MTS take... extreme Bat-Action?
Replies: 17
Views: 5208

Pardon me, stupid fleshlings.

Is this poll based in the region you call "Florida"?