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- Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:47 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Welcome... Jargo
- Replies: 120
- Views: 20009
Re: Welcome... Jargo
Gosh! More and more people from that other web site keep coming here. Unfortunately, this new one seems to be a false-gay. Don't worry Jargoe: your secret is safe with me! After I watch 19 more episodes of Young Indiana Jones (I love this show!), I will suck your dick to show you how discusting and ...
- Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:15 am
- Forum: comic books
- Topic: IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED
- Replies: 10
- Views: 113382
Re: IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED
Gosh! This place is getting silly.
- Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:37 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1960
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Gosh, Saemus! How did you know that I'm a world-renowned salad chef? My famous salads you mentioned helped me have sex with thousands of girls! Thank you for mentioning my new on-the-side job as a salad chef. I tell you, I've been so pooped lately. After writing on my six different novels - one abou...
- Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:27 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1960
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Oh my gosh! I just got back from getting my hair cut by a really "cute" "girl." She has some serious issues, and tried to kill herself a few days ago (just like Owen Wilssen, my favorite actor!). I had no idea that when I got back, Captain Jack Sparrow himself would be asking for...
- Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:16 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: I'm here: now the party can REALLY get started!
- Replies: 23
- Views: 6890
- Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:59 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: A review of Cottonelle toilet paper
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1441
A review of Cottonelle toilet paper
Normally I just use my sleeve to wipe my ass. But recently, one of my black neighbors (I love black people!) told me my shirt smelled like shit. I did what any rational person would do: I called him a nigger and stabbed him in the face! Hopefully the cops won't catch me. Anyway, after I realized tha...
- Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:33 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Happy Birthday, MLK
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2939
- Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:12 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: An untapped boobie source
- Replies: 136
- Views: 59049
- Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:00 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Ever have really frigging disturbing dreams?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 4474
- Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:19 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: tWELVE dAYS OF cHRISTMAS!
- Replies: 48
- Views: 14335
- Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:17 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Roy!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2262
- Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:30 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: tWELVE dAYS OF cHRISTMAS!
- Replies: 48
- Views: 14335
- Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:58 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Could Cars Be Secretly Plotting To Take Control Of The Earth
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1403
Could Cars Be Secretly Plotting To Take Control Of The Earth
This is not a fucking joke. I just watched the movie "Cars" and came away with a startling conclusion: cars are taking over the world! Think about it: everyone has a car. People die in car crashes. We're all going to die and the cars will rule the world! Please, I'm asking all of you! Driv...
- Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:52 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: I had a dream where I ate a hot dog.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3865
I had a dream where I ate a hot dog.
It was so good! It had a lot of mustard, and it was really messy.
I kept slipping it in and out of my mouth: first fast, and then slow, and then fast again, until all the mustard shot all over my face!
I wonder if this means anything in real life?
I kept slipping it in and out of my mouth: first fast, and then slow, and then fast again, until all the mustard shot all over my face!
I wonder if this means anything in real life?
- Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:21 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: tWELVE dAYS OF cHRISTMAS!
- Replies: 48
- Views: 14335