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by Tycho
Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:47 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Welcome... Jargo
Replies: 120
Views: 11276

Re: Welcome... Jargo

Gosh! More and more people from that other web site keep coming here. Unfortunately, this new one seems to be a false-gay. Don't worry Jargoe: your secret is safe with me! After I watch 19 more episodes of Young Indiana Jones (I love this show!), I will suck your dick to show you how discusting and ...
by Tycho
Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:15 am
Forum: comic books
Topic: IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED
Replies: 10
Views: 78047

Re: IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED

Gosh! This place is getting silly.
by Tycho
Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:37 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Replies: 11
Views: 1225

Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen

Gosh, Saemus! How did you know that I'm a world-renowned salad chef? My famous salads you mentioned helped me have sex with thousands of girls! Thank you for mentioning my new on-the-side job as a salad chef. I tell you, I've been so pooped lately. After writing on my six different novels - one abou...
by Tycho
Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:27 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Replies: 11
Views: 1225

Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen

Oh my gosh! I just got back from getting my hair cut by a really "cute" "girl." She has some serious issues, and tried to kill herself a few days ago (just like Owen Wilssen, my favorite actor!). I had no idea that when I got back, Captain Jack Sparrow himself would be asking for...
by Tycho
Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:16 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I'm here: now the party can REALLY get started!
Replies: 23
Views: 5476

Who is this new guy? I'll bet it's one of the wacky guys from RebelScum up to his old tricks again.

That reminds me of the upcoming Transformers movie. Gosh, I'm excited for it! I've been putting my balls in the back of my Optimash Prime just to tide myself over until the Big Day.
by Tycho
Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:59 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: A review of Cottonelle toilet paper
Replies: 6
Views: 1127

A review of Cottonelle toilet paper

Normally I just use my sleeve to wipe my ass. But recently, one of my black neighbors (I love black people!) told me my shirt smelled like shit. I did what any rational person would do: I called him a nigger and stabbed him in the face! Hopefully the cops won't catch me. Anyway, after I realized tha...
by Tycho
Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:33 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday, MLK
Replies: 10
Views: 2473

He was only false-black.

I don't even know why he gets a holiday!
by Tycho
Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:12 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: An untapped boobie source
Replies: 136
Views: 45228

You guys should have seen the boobies that I got to look at last night!

I look at boobies all the time, since I'm fiercely straight, as you all know.

This is my favorite thread, since I love boobies. Girls' boobies.
by Tycho
Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:00 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Ever have really frigging disturbing dreams?
Replies: 12
Views: 3834

I have lots of disturbing dreams - lots of great ones, too!

Be on the lookout for more information on them in several upcoming threads, and my upcoming book!
by Tycho
Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:19 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: tWELVE dAYS OF cHRISTMAS!
Replies: 48
Views: 11383

Wait, wait! I was too busy shopping at Target for bikinis for my girlfriend whom I met outside five minutes earlier.

Eight of my favorite movies!
by Tycho
Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:17 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Roy!
Replies: 8
Views: 1730

Strap-on? I hope you don't mean "strap-on-dildo."
by Tycho
Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:30 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: tWELVE dAYS OF cHRISTMAS!
Replies: 48
Views: 11383

Okay, now it's my turn for real: on the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight of my favorite movies!

Look for threads about them all, coming soon.
by Tycho
Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:58 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Could Cars Be Secretly Plotting To Take Control Of The Earth
Replies: 4
Views: 1141

Could Cars Be Secretly Plotting To Take Control Of The Earth

This is not a fucking joke. I just watched the movie "Cars" and came away with a startling conclusion: cars are taking over the world! Think about it: everyone has a car. People die in car crashes. We're all going to die and the cars will rule the world! Please, I'm asking all of you! Driv...
by Tycho
Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:52 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I had a dream where I ate a hot dog.
Replies: 11
Views: 3199

I had a dream where I ate a hot dog.

It was so good! It had a lot of mustard, and it was really messy.

I kept slipping it in and out of my mouth: first fast, and then slow, and then fast again, until all the mustard shot all over my face!

I wonder if this means anything in real life?
by Tycho
Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:21 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: tWELVE dAYS OF cHRISTMAS!
Replies: 48
Views: 11383

I'm tired of waiting: I'm just too excited!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: eight of my favorite movies! I promptly gave them each their own thread on SSG.

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