the vynsane asylum

Look at this. Puddin' guy and Zaphod say they're Docta Douche. Then Rob Liefeld says he's the real Docta Douche. I don't know. It explains itself.

We gotta stop these assholes, but I need a team. You followin' me, vynsane guys?

Maybe Heath Ledga shoulda used a Slap Chop on those pills he used to overdose. Then he coulda had a more exciting life.

Suck my junk, Jokah. You're gonna love my nuts. I'm gonna shit right into your eyes. That is gonna smell.

Hi! It's Vince with Slap Chop. When I found out about Slap Chop, my eyes lit up, just like a buttafly.

You're gonna be slappin' your troubles away.

Most contests only work dry. This contest works wet or dry!

You dirty fuckin' cunt. I was only at the show to sell more ShamWow to the fine ladies and gentlemen in the pahnagraphy industry to make clean-up easier.

After I kill Billy Mays, I'm gonna rip out his spine and cram it down ya fuckin' throat. Ya followin' me, News Bitch?

Nice try, News Bitch. I'm the one runnin' the forum here.

We like to use ShamWow to wipe that part of Germany's history clean. No other towel's gonna do that.

Don't forget to call now and get a set of eight ShamWow towels. One for the house, the car, the boat, the RV.

The Grin wrote:

Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be stuffing your mothers with my gravy.

That is gonna smell.

ShamWow holds 20 times its weight in liquid. No other towel's gonna do that.

Thank you for mentioning my hilarious movie. If you order ShamWow in the next 20 minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day, I'll throw in a DVD copy of The Underground Comedy Movie for free. I don't know; it sells itself.

I don't know. He could be German. You know the Germans always make good stuff.

Thanks, Puddin' Guy. I'm gonna use this section to design more great new ShamWow products and hatch my plans to kill that mothafuckin' Billy Mays asshole.

I would have participated in this debate, but I can't do this all day.

Not so fast there. I'm gonna make sure that this Mays fucka keeps to hisself. You followin' me, Puddin' Guy?

Mays, I am gonna fuckin' cut ya dick off.