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by The President
Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:15 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
Replies: 15
Views: 17578

Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Thank You, Ohio.

And thanks to everyone who voted.
by The President
Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:12 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: My thoughts on Jeph Loeb
Replies: 15
Views: 8005

Re: My thoughts on Jeph Loeb

My thoughts on Jeph Loeb?

Jeph Loeb is one nerdy honky.
by The President
Tue May 15, 2012 5:19 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: I GNU IT!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 12320

Re: I GNU IT!!!

I appreciate that you like my ass. It's hard maintaining a workout regimen while leading the free world, so it's nice to know somebody is noticing. As for my recent comments about Same Sex Marriage. I just want everyone to understand I think pillow biters and muff divers should NOT be discriminated ...
by The President
Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:06 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: GOD DAMN YOU, SARAH PALIN!!!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 5582

Re: GOD DAMN YOU, SARAH PALIN!!!!!

I was hoping Sarah Palin would announce her candidacy.

I can't think of an easier slam dunk in November.
by The President
Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:23 pm
Forum: bugs!!!
Topic: You know what this board needs?
Replies: 32
Views: 30185

Re: You know what this board needs?

Hey now. Hold on there. I think we need to take a step back here. There's been a lot of accusations flying around. A lot of things have been said. A lot of statements have been made as to my capabilities and conduct. A lot of it coming from my opponents. And I just want to set the record straight. I...
by The President
Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:34 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: vynsane.com is blacked out to oppose SOPA!
Replies: 4
Views: 2873

Re: vynsane.com is blacked out to oppose SOPA!

Ben Reilly wrote:Lawdy, lawdy! Let's go gets our food stamps so we can use 'em on malt liquor and watermelons, sho 'nuff!
Oh. Mah. Gah.
Sambo? 'Zat you?!

IMA CUT YOU N*****R!!!!!
by The President
Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:43 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 43
Views: 19126

Re: happy new year!

I picked Joe as my running mate because he was the whitest oldest old white guy in the Democratic Party. And I knew it calm a lot of people's doubts if I had an old white guy on the ticket. Speaking of tickets, I am supremely confident in a second term. I'm loving the selection of jackasses the Rebu...
by The President
Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:07 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Q and A with The President
Replies: 11
Views: 3517

Re: Q and A with The President

Sorry I haven't responded to your questions in awhile. I've been busy taking Osama bin Laden off the map, ending the wars that Bush started, and attempting to untie the Gordon knot of gridlock the Republicans have got this country tied up in. So I've been fairly busy. As to your question about the '...
by The President
Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:29 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Health care
Replies: 2
Views: 1061

Re: Health care

Ben Reilly is a jackass.
by The President
Sun May 24, 2009 12:23 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 1
Views: 1433

State of the Union

Fight me, Bitches!

Your Commander in Chief demands it.
by The President
Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:34 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Newsbot reformatted!
Replies: 13
Views: 4482

Re: Newsbot reformatted!

Not so much an order as it was a formal suggestion. I talked it over with Hilary and she said this would be a strong first step in revitalizing our foreign relations with our European neighbors. I would also like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the pending switch to digital broadcasti...
by The President
Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:27 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Q and A with The President
Replies: 11
Views: 3517

Re: Q and A with The President

To my knowledge, this is the only topic of it's kind and I believe the webmaster prefers the term topic to the term thread, but you'll have to get the specifics from him. Thanks for the question! While I can't get into the specifics of my long term goals concerning a new economic stimulus package, I...
by The President
Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:00 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Ill. Gov. arrested in Obama successor probe
Replies: 1
Views: 754

Re: Ill. Gov. arrested in Obama successor probe

My first order of business as President is to distance myself politically from Blagojevich. In fact, I don't believe I've ever met the man.
by The President
Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:01 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Obama says he won't be smoking in White House
Replies: 5
Views: 1471

Re: Obama says he won't be smoking in White House

Michelle is a liberal in every sense of the word. I've been lobbying for a hot young filipino intern, but Michelle, she likes the white girls. She likes to pull on their pigtails.

That reminds me, the Prez needs to buy himself a new digital camcorder for Christmas....MMMhmm
by The President
Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:34 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Court won't review Obama's eligibility to serve!
Replies: 1
Views: 914

Re: Court won't review Obama's eligibility to serve!

Leo and Phil,

My first order of business will be to sit down with Hilary and get the IRS to crawl up your ass with a microscope. They do that. I've seen them do it. And it's not pretty.


Good day to you gentlemen. Peace.