the vynsane asylum

Thank You, Ohio.

And thanks to everyone who voted.

My thoughts on Jeph Loeb?

Jeph Loeb is one nerdy honky.

I appreciate that you like my ass. It's hard maintaining a workout regimen while leading the free world, so it's nice to know somebody is noticing. As for my recent comments about Same Sex Marriage. I just want everyone to understand I think pillow biters and muff divers should NOT be discriminated ...

I was hoping Sarah Palin would announce her candidacy.

I can't think of an easier slam dunk in November.

Hey now. Hold on there. I think we need to take a step back here. There's been a lot of accusations flying around. A lot of things have been said. A lot of statements have been made as to my capabilities and conduct. A lot of it coming from my opponents. And I just want to set the record straight. I...

Ben Reilly wrote:Lawdy, lawdy! Let's go gets our food stamps so we can use 'em on malt liquor and watermelons, sho 'nuff!

Oh. Mah. Gah.
Sambo? 'Zat you?!

IMA CUT YOU N*****R!!!!!

I picked Joe as my running mate because he was the whitest oldest old white guy in the Democratic Party. And I knew it calm a lot of people's doubts if I had an old white guy on the ticket. Speaking of tickets, I am supremely confident in a second term. I'm loving the selection of jackasses the Rebu...

Sorry I haven't responded to your questions in awhile. I've been busy taking Osama bin Laden off the map, ending the wars that Bush started, and attempting to untie the Gordon knot of gridlock the Republicans have got this country tied up in. So I've been fairly busy. As to your question about the '...

Ben Reilly is a jackass.

Fight me, Bitches!

Your Commander in Chief demands it.

Not so much an order as it was a formal suggestion. I talked it over with Hilary and she said this would be a strong first step in revitalizing our foreign relations with our European neighbors. I would also like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the pending switch to digital broadcasti...

To my knowledge, this is the only topic of it's kind and I believe the webmaster prefers the term topic to the term thread, but you'll have to get the specifics from him. Thanks for the question! While I can't get into the specifics of my long term goals concerning a new economic stimulus package, I...

My first order of business as President is to distance myself politically from Blagojevich. In fact, I don't believe I've ever met the man.

Michelle is a liberal in every sense of the word. I've been lobbying for a hot young filipino intern, but Michelle, she likes the white girls. She likes to pull on their pigtails.

That reminds me, the Prez needs to buy himself a new digital camcorder for Christmas....MMMhmm

Leo and Phil,

My first order of business will be to sit down with Hilary and get the IRS to crawl up your ass with a microscope. They do that. I've seen them do it. And it's not pretty.


Good day to you gentlemen. Peace.