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by Zaphod
Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:39 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I AM A MEME!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1157

Re: I AM A MEME!!

I beg your pardon, Snigtad, but I ask this question with the greatest respect so as to broaden my knowledge of the ways of others and proceed in life with empathy towards my brothers and sisters in humanity, but what the shitshitgoddamnhellmotherfucker is "pencilbutt"?
by Zaphod
Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:39 am
Forum: video games
Topic: So I finally got a PS3
Replies: 24
Views: 9162

Re: So I finally got a PS3

The worst was Arkham Buttfuck.
by Zaphod
Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:51 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: One simple fact that will ruin your day
Replies: 3
Views: 3211

Re: One simple fact that will ruin your day

There has to be an elaborate porno starring Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Baymax.
by Zaphod
Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:50 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy mlk day
Replies: 1
Views: 14727

Re: happy mlk day

Very sad. MLK spent his birthday with a mouthful of Caligula ass.
by Zaphod
Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:51 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: One simple fact that will ruin your day
Replies: 3
Views: 3211

One simple fact that will ruin your day

Somewhere out there on the big, bad internet, there exists Inside Out porn.
by Zaphod
Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:24 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: BAT ROOM
Replies: 2
Views: 3541

Re: BAT ROOM

If there's one thing you never want to hear, it's got to be "Hello. I am the Easter Bunny, and I'm here to rape you."
by Zaphod
Sat May 28, 2016 1:56 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Pixar Films!
Replies: 61
Views: 21724

Re: Pixar Films!

i don't know about everyone else, but i'm holding on to the hope that Finding Dory is secretly a porno.
by Zaphod
Thu May 07, 2015 6:56 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever
Replies: 44
Views: 19693

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

rob riggle as the punisher. make it a comedy. piss everyone off.
by Zaphod
Thu May 07, 2015 6:55 pm
Forum: food
Topic: Hey Zaphod!
Replies: 2
Views: 8739

Re: Hey Zaphod!

oh, anarky, i roll with the times. i'm switching the vhs out for laserdisk!

and now that i've changed my avatar, you must be really, really confused.
by Zaphod
Sat May 02, 2015 10:58 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Avengers 2 Discussion - SPOILERS EVERYWHERE SO STAY THE FUCK OUT
Replies: 35
Views: 6130

Re: Avengers 2 Discussion - SPOILERS EVERYWHERE SO STAY THE FUCK OUT

Ran wrote:It smells like sex and movie popcorn in here.
not often you see marcy playground references these days. they don't even remember themselves.
by Zaphod
Sat May 02, 2015 10:57 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Avengers 2 Discussion - SPOILERS EVERYWHERE SO STAY THE FUCK OUT
Replies: 35
Views: 6130

Re: Avengers 2 Discussion - SPOILERS EVERYWHERE SO STAY THE FUCK OUT

this movie sucked dick.

no, wait. that was your mom sucking dick while I watched the movie. which was better than your mom's blowjob skills.
by Zaphod
Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:46 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: what the fuck?
Replies: 3
Views: 3657

what the fuck?

just what the fuck?

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by Zaphod
Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:02 pm
Forum: music
Topic: Led Zeppelin sued over “Stairway to Heaven”
Replies: 11
Views: 8075

Re: Led Zeppelin sued over “Stairway to Heaven”

this has nothing to do with led zeppelin.

rule 34 is a bitch.
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by Zaphod
Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:11 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I found him!!
Replies: 4
Views: 2248

Re: I found him!!

i didn't know you needed a dermatologist. my cousin fred is a dermatologist, and he could probably cut you a deal. he's really into getting sloppy blowjobs, so i'm sure the two of you can come to some sort of agrement.