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by Zaphod
Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:39 am
Forum: video games
Topic: So I finally got a PS3
Replies: 23
Views: 2990

Re: So I finally got a PS3

The worst was Arkham Buttfuck.
by Zaphod
Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:51 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: One simple fact that will ruin your day
Replies: 3
Views: 690

Re: One simple fact that will ruin your day

There has to be an elaborate porno starring Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Baymax.
by Zaphod
Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:50 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy mlk day
Replies: 1
Views: 12789

Re: happy mlk day

Very sad. MLK spent his birthday with a mouthful of Caligula ass.
by Zaphod
Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:51 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: One simple fact that will ruin your day
Replies: 3
Views: 690

One simple fact that will ruin your day

Somewhere out there on the big, bad internet, there exists Inside Out porn.
by Zaphod
Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:24 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: BAT ROOM
Replies: 2
Views: 1270

Re: BAT ROOM

If there's one thing you never want to hear, it's got to be "Hello. I am the Easter Bunny, and I'm here to rape you."
by Zaphod
Sat May 28, 2016 1:56 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Pixar Films!
Replies: 61
Views: 15556

Re: Pixar Films!

i don't know about everyone else, but i'm holding on to the hope that Finding Dory is secretly a porno.
by Zaphod
Thu May 07, 2015 6:56 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever
Replies: 44
Views: 11483

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

rob riggle as the punisher. make it a comedy. piss everyone off.
by Zaphod
Thu May 07, 2015 6:55 pm
Forum: food
Topic: Hey Zaphod!
Replies: 2
Views: 6518

Re: Hey Zaphod!

oh, anarky, i roll with the times. i'm switching the vhs out for laserdisk!

and now that i've changed my avatar, you must be really, really confused.
by Zaphod
Sat May 02, 2015 10:58 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Avengers 2 Discussion - SPOILERS EVERYWHERE SO STAY THE FUCK OUT
Replies: 35
Views: 4163

Re: Avengers 2 Discussion - SPOILERS EVERYWHERE SO STAY THE FUCK OUT

Ran wrote:It smells like sex and movie popcorn in here.

not often you see marcy playground references these days. they don't even remember themselves.
by Zaphod
Sat May 02, 2015 10:57 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Avengers 2 Discussion - SPOILERS EVERYWHERE SO STAY THE FUCK OUT
Replies: 35
Views: 4163

Re: Avengers 2 Discussion - SPOILERS EVERYWHERE SO STAY THE FUCK OUT

this movie sucked dick.

no, wait. that was your mom sucking dick while I watched the movie. which was better than your mom's blowjob skills.
by Zaphod
Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:46 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: what the fuck?
Replies: 3
Views: 1519

what the fuck?

just what the fuck?

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by Zaphod
Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:02 pm
Forum: music
Topic: Led Zeppelin sued over “Stairway to Heaven”
Replies: 9
Views: 3299

Re: Led Zeppelin sued over “Stairway to Heaven”

this has nothing to do with led zeppelin.

rule 34 is a bitch.

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by Zaphod
Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:11 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I found him!!
Replies: 4
Views: 1692

Re: I found him!!

i didn't know you needed a dermatologist. my cousin fred is a dermatologist, and he could probably cut you a deal. he's really into getting sloppy blowjobs, so i'm sure the two of you can come to some sort of agrement.
by Zaphod
Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:09 am
Forum: comic books
Topic: So, What comics did you buy this week?
Replies: 2792
Views: 254497

Re: So, What comics did you buy this week?

i didn't buy it, but i found a comic book in the wall of my house. it says "action" on it, so it must be an action story. there's a guy that's supposedly superman but he just wears cheap ass pajamas, and he's throwing a car while this fugly sumbitch runs away. it's pretty old, i think it s...

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