the vynsane asylum

The worst was Arkham Buttfuck.

There has to be an elaborate porno starring Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Baymax.

Very sad. MLK spent his birthday with a mouthful of Caligula ass.

Somewhere out there on the big, bad internet, there exists Inside Out porn.

Prince is dead.

If there's one thing you never want to hear, it's got to be "Hello. I am the Easter Bunny, and I'm here to rape you."

i don't know about everyone else, but i'm holding on to the hope that Finding Dory is secretly a porno.

rob riggle as the punisher. make it a comedy. piss everyone off.

oh, anarky, i roll with the times. i'm switching the vhs out for laserdisk!

and now that i've changed my avatar, you must be really, really confused.

Ran wrote:It smells like sex and movie popcorn in here.

not often you see marcy playground references these days. they don't even remember themselves.

this movie sucked dick.

no, wait. that was your mom sucking dick while I watched the movie. which was better than your mom's blowjob skills.

just what the fuck?

this has nothing to do with led zeppelin.

rule 34 is a bitch.

i didn't know you needed a dermatologist. my cousin fred is a dermatologist, and he could probably cut you a deal. he's really into getting sloppy blowjobs, so i'm sure the two of you can come to some sort of agrement.

i didn't buy it, but i found a comic book in the wall of my house. it says "action" on it, so it must be an action story. there's a guy that's supposedly superman but he just wears cheap ass pajamas, and he's throwing a car while this fugly sumbitch runs away. it's pretty old, i think it s...