the vynsane asylum

Dan Akroyd? Justin Timberlake? This is slander against bears, pure and simple. Clearly an otter is behind this disgusting mindrot. An otter, or maybe Glenn Beck. My agents, however, have reason to believe Beck is an otter, so it's the same thing. We bears must boycott this movie with extreme prejud...

Your unjustified hatred toward bears will not go unnoticed. My people are far too mighty to fall before your poorly-drawn hands with one extra finger that sort of hover around enormous guns. I decree that the bears shall support some other Doctor Douche to rule the human population, a Doctor Douche...

Actually, Anarky, I am the king of all fucking bears. But your insight serves you well. The Arctodus were the rulers of all bears in antiquity, fighting the giant prehistoric otters to allow your race to evolve without being stapled to the undersides of unsuspecting mammoths who were unable to scra...

But Yogi, the Ranger's not going to like it. What the Ranger likes and dislikes does not concern me. He is a mere human. He cannot control Yogi; only the one in whose veins flows the royal blood of the mighty Arctodus can command Yogi to unleash his savage true nature. Now fetch your unicycle, boy....

The vile miscreants responsible must be terminated. I am deploying a legion of my finest grizzlies to deal with these cowards. Billy Bumbler was too young to die. My first royal act, however, will be to offer my full and unequivocal support to the human candidate whose supporters have not killed on...