the vynsane asylum

The vile miscreants responsible must be terminated. I am deploying a legion of my finest grizzlies to deal with these cowards. Billy Bumbler was too young to die. My first royal act, however, will be to offer my full and unequivocal support to the human candidate whose supporters have not killed on...

HAW! I, like TOOOOtally know that bear, man. He does this shit, like ALLL the time, duuuude. After he gets ripped on Pabst Blue Ribbon, man, he always fucks with the two-wheeled set. I keep trying to tell him, like, to go after the polluters, man, the motorists but he just keeps going after the bik...

You talk too fast to be a real sloth. Haw, sorry, duuuuuuude, that's just the blow. Coke always makes me speed up to near-human levels, bro. For some reason, it also makes me post on internet forums for some reason. Fer'sure. No worries, though, man, I feel, like, I'm coming down now. HAW! TOOOOOOO...

Aw, man, that's not poop, it's the algae growing on my fur, what with the slow moving, and constantly being in the ocean thrashing gnarly waves and then shooting heroine directly into my eyeballs, man. I say, can't we all just live in peace? Like, totally - I may smell bad, you may not, but we're a...