the vynsane asylum

HEY, YOU JOLLY BUNCH OF ASSHOLES! IT'S CHRISTMAS, AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FoR ME TO EMPTY MY SLEIGH! FOR SENOR JABBAJOHNL, I BROUGHT FLAVORED CONDOMS! http://z.about.com/d/contraception/1/0/8/3/-/-/flavoredcondoms.JPG NEXT TIME YOU SUCK YOURSELF OFF, IT'LL BE LIKE EATING A BANANA! HOOOHAAHAHA! FOR...

HO HO HO, BITCHES!

TODAY'S GIFT GOES TO ANARKY!

IT'S A COPY OF BADROCK #1 BY ROB LIEFELD! HahaHAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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Hey, Offer! Stick this in your slapchop!

All right, Joker, I'll admit it: I was wrong. You are really good at this. So good, I think I'm going to take this year off. Are you up to the task of delivering presents to all the kids? That pussy Jack Skellington wasn't, but you've got at least five pounds on him. When you're done with that, and...

Today I've got a Christmas joke for you. *Ahem* What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas? CANCER! HAHAHAHAHOOHEEHEEHAA!!! TODAY'S GIFT GOES TO SLICKER! IT'S A BROKEN VCR! http://radio.mindjobonline.com/media/1/20080121-brokenVCR.jpg Yeah, I didn't come prepared today, so I found this...

The fuck you say, dipshit. I will pop a cap in your punk ass so fast if you even talk that way again. And I thought my jokes were bad. C'mon, fatass, it's Christmas! Where's your holiday cheer? Oh, by the way, I know that you're a hoax. Wanna know why? Get a load of this: No known species of reinde...

No, it's not Santa. It's your old pal The Joker! I'm taking over for that jolly incompetent fatass this year, so I'll be distributing gifts for all you good little boys and girls. TODAY'S GIFT GOES TO MR. JJREASON! It's a dead cat! http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b115/spookz_/Picture102.jpg Just ...