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by Turdeto
Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:35 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: BM
Replies: 406
Views: 109627

Re: BM


A haiku...or shall I say "haipoo". No, you're right. Haiku.

I took a large dump
So very gratifying
but forgot to wipe
by Turdeto
Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:44 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: THE POOCADES HAVE BEGUN!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 4595

Re: THE POOCADES HAVE BEGUN!!!

BUT WAIT! THERE IS MORE! Mt. Everest Is Covered In Human Poop, And That's a Problem: Official KATHMANDU, Nepal (AP) — Human waste left by climbers on Mount Everest has become a problem that is causing pollution and threatening to spread disease on the world's highest peak, the chief of Nepal's moun...
by Turdeto
Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:41 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: THE POOCADES HAVE BEGUN!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 4595

THE POOCADES HAVE BEGUN!!!

BEHOLD! I HAVE BEGUN MY POOCADES AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! British Airways flight to Dubai forced to return to Heathrow Airport after 'smelly poo in the toilet' A town councillor from Hertfordshire says a British Airways flight to Dubai was forced to return to London due to a foul odour emanating fro...
by Turdeto
Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:02 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: YouTube Gems
Replies: 742
Views: 158960

Re: YouTube Gems

by Turdeto
Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:32 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Opera Singer Unable To Perform Without Farting
Replies: 2
Views: 5716

Re: Opera Singer Unable To Perform Without Farting

BEHOLD! The birth of our new ally...The Brown Note.
by Turdeto
Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:03 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: The name is Bond...
Replies: 88
Views: 28721

Re: The name is Bond...

Agent 007 is just three and a half Number 2's. Hand over the assbomb!
by Turdeto
Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:29 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: ass bomb!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 3827

ass bomb!!!

I know you have an ass bomb here somewhere. I demand you hand it over to me!
by Turdeto
Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:56 pm
Forum: food
Topic: Secret ingredient
Replies: 4
Views: 4568

Re: Secret ingredient

Ok, who let my grandma's secret recipe out of the bag?


Oh, I guess it was her. Never underestimate the power of the brown side.
by Turdeto
Sun May 19, 2013 8:02 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: jOKES
Replies: 63
Views: 29866

Re: jOKES

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.
by Turdeto
Thu May 16, 2013 6:36 pm
Forum: food
Topic: TOAST!
Replies: 21
Views: 14003

Re: TOAST!

What's the difference between toast and toilet paper?

Toast gets brown on both sides.
by Turdeto
Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:06 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: Al Roker: 'I pooped my pants' at the White House!
Replies: 7
Views: 3085

Re: Al Roker: 'I pooped my pants' at the White House!

Curses! Foiled again. That turd was supposed to happen on air.


By the way, it was Frank Caliendo doing a Louie Anderson impression, not the actual Louie Anderson. Trust me. I know my SHITTY comedians.
by Turdeto
Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:52 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: DEW U FAGS NO ANY 1 WHO IS HIERING?
Replies: 2
Views: 1294

Re: DEW U FAGS NO ANY 1 WHO IS HIERING?

I need a new minion who is able to compress turds into smaller spaces, a "shit packer" if you will. Your Uncle Rodger may be useful to me.
by Turdeto
Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:50 pm
Forum: toys
Topic: Transformers
Replies: 286
Views: 72850

Re: Transformers

RoIIo Tomassi wrote: Just because I named my morning BM the Mona Lisa doesn't mean it should hang in the Louvre.
Once I take over the world, I will replace the Mona Lisa with one of your amazing logs. YOUR DOON WILL BE MINE!
by Turdeto
Wed May 02, 2012 8:14 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: BM
Replies: 406
Views: 109627

Re: BM

I may have to move my operations to England. http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080506153607AAA8eRR Turd problem? i have a problem with a turd, i cannot flush it, i did 3 days ago,its now going flaky and furry,so why wont it flush?i have to do my new turds in carrier bags but they are...
by Turdeto
Wed May 02, 2012 7:32 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: ADVISE ON HOW 2 NOT B GAY
Replies: 20
Views: 4852

Re: ADVISE ON HOW 2 NOT B GAY

I, Turdeto, would never "eat da poo poo" as Pastor Sempa so eloquently put it. The only person I know that would do that is The Grin's cousin. I believe goes by the name S. E.