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- Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:35 am
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: BM
- Replies: 406
- Views: 109627
Re: BM
A haiku...or shall I say "haipoo". No, you're right. Haiku.
I took a large dump
So very gratifying
but forgot to wipe
- Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:44 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: THE POOCADES HAVE BEGUN!!!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 4595
Re: THE POOCADES HAVE BEGUN!!!
BUT WAIT! THERE IS MORE! Mt. Everest Is Covered In Human Poop, And That's a Problem: Official KATHMANDU, Nepal (AP) — Human waste left by climbers on Mount Everest has become a problem that is causing pollution and threatening to spread disease on the world's highest peak, the chief of Nepal's moun...
- Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:41 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: THE POOCADES HAVE BEGUN!!!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 4595
THE POOCADES HAVE BEGUN!!!
BEHOLD! I HAVE BEGUN MY POOCADES AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! British Airways flight to Dubai forced to return to Heathrow Airport after 'smelly poo in the toilet' A town councillor from Hertfordshire says a British Airways flight to Dubai was forced to return to London due to a foul odour emanating fro...
- Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:02 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: YouTube Gems
- Replies: 742
- Views: 158960
- Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:32 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Opera Singer Unable To Perform Without Farting
- Replies: 2
- Views: 5716
Re: Opera Singer Unable To Perform Without Farting
BEHOLD! The birth of our new ally...The Brown Note.
- Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:03 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: The name is Bond...
- Replies: 88
- Views: 28721
Re: The name is Bond...
Agent 007 is just three and a half Number 2's. Hand over the assbomb!
- Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:29 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: ass bomb!!!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3827
ass bomb!!!
I know you have an ass bomb here somewhere. I demand you hand it over to me!
- Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:56 pm
- Forum: food
- Topic: Secret ingredient
- Replies: 4
- Views: 4568
Re: Secret ingredient
Ok, who let my grandma's secret recipe out of the bag?
Oh, I guess it was her. Never underestimate the power of the brown side.
Oh, I guess it was her. Never underestimate the power of the brown side.
- Sun May 19, 2013 8:02 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: jOKES
- Replies: 63
- Views: 29866
Re: jOKES
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
A salad shooter.
Re: TOAST!
What's the difference between toast and toilet paper?
Toast gets brown on both sides.
Toast gets brown on both sides.
- Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:06 pm
- Forum: tv shows
- Topic: Al Roker: 'I pooped my pants' at the White House!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3085
Re: Al Roker: 'I pooped my pants' at the White House!
Curses! Foiled again. That turd was supposed to happen on air.
By the way, it was Frank Caliendo doing a Louie Anderson impression, not the actual Louie Anderson. Trust me. I know my SHITTY comedians.
By the way, it was Frank Caliendo doing a Louie Anderson impression, not the actual Louie Anderson. Trust me. I know my SHITTY comedians.
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:52 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: DEW U FAGS NO ANY 1 WHO IS HIERING?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1294
Re: DEW U FAGS NO ANY 1 WHO IS HIERING?
I need a new minion who is able to compress turds into smaller spaces, a "shit packer" if you will. Your Uncle Rodger may be useful to me.
- Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:50 pm
- Forum: toys
- Topic: Transformers
- Replies: 286
- Views: 72850
Re: Transformers
Once I take over the world, I will replace the Mona Lisa with one of your amazing logs. YOUR DOON WILL BE MINE!RoIIo Tomassi wrote: Just because I named my morning BM the Mona Lisa doesn't mean it should hang in the Louvre.
- Wed May 02, 2012 8:14 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: BM
- Replies: 406
- Views: 109627
Re: BM
I may have to move my operations to England. http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080506153607AAA8eRR Turd problem? i have a problem with a turd, i cannot flush it, i did 3 days ago,its now going flaky and furry,so why wont it flush?i have to do my new turds in carrier bags but they are...
- Wed May 02, 2012 7:32 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: ADVISE ON HOW 2 NOT B GAY
- Replies: 20
- Views: 4852
Re: ADVISE ON HOW 2 NOT B GAY
I, Turdeto, would never "eat da poo poo" as Pastor Sempa so eloquently put it. The only person I know that would do that is The Grin's cousin. I believe goes by the name S. E.