the vynsane asylum

I like to think that there is an alternate universe where Cliff Howard was selected to play the young Han Solo in the upcoming movie.

Don't forget to stock your survival kit with some porn magazines. You'll need something to look at while you're jackin' it and internet porn might not be there for you. You're welcome.

since they come from the land of ice and snow, i would have thought that the red head would have a bit more bush to keep warm.

Jargo wrote:No, I wouldn't. I really wouldn't. Not unless it involved a donkey.

anarky wrote:I'm scared to ask.

obviously he isn't interested unless he sees someone slap dat ass.

Davy Jones is dead. I didn't know there were new monkees movies, but I knew the the other three monkees are still on tour.

bizarro the grin actually makes sense. he'll slide his cock up your father's ass like santa going down the chimney and leave him with a tummy full of jelly.

BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE YOGURT!

actually, certain japanese women use it as sun block. that's why they don't get sunburns on their faces.

roses are red
brothers are blue
I know you don't like that movie
so screw you

Double G's daddy once called Jimmy Dean.

what's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Zaphod can't take a joke.

if he didn't pee, it is because he had a boner.

the new pepsi commercial with the multiple Beyonces bugs me because they play it so often. especially the part where she's bouncing her titties. it makes me want to jerk off every time I see it.

Aquaman got mad sharks

so the japanese are making life size marvel bend-em figures?

"smooth" as in clean shaven or "smooth" as in not anatomically correct?