the vynsane asylum

I am work to make glorious nation of Kazakhstan number one tourist destination in world, but am good with side trip to make love to Zaphod like he Uzbeki monkey boy. Very nahce. Hah fahve!

I literally stared at it for a full minute before it sunk in that I was staring at an endcap of Reveal The Shield figures, including Jazz and Tracks. Priced at $14.99 each, I snagged a couple and took them up to the register. Since they were BOGO it was $26 with tax. But my GiftCard was $19 so I wa...

Shit like Borat and assorted Motown CDs for $2.99 at Circuit City are about all I see that's even worth considering. Sad, eh? So you are liking my movie-film? Hah fahve! I only must ask that you not pay so little and find in your heart to buy for higher price. Profit from Borat movie-film are only ...

Hello Zaphod. It is verah nice to meet. Your name is not Jewish? Enjoy this site, which is best site in US and A!

I am not around for long time, am covering Soviet Russia glorious invasion of fucking assholes in Georgia, but I am come back to welcome Jargo. Let's make friends. Hah five!

vynsane wrote:

BumCake wrote:This is new bra I'm wearing.

what are you, russian? "it is good for being hold up chest boulders."

Verah nice! I am like your boob. Can I come over, make sexy-time romance explosions in your pant?

Your system, it is silly. Ah lahk. It is good for laugh. I am hoping Republican wins, because Democrats are weak women or black as night itself. And there a Jew Democrat though he not run this time. Though Hillary, she is quite sexy. She could be verah successful prostitute in Kazakhstan. We both kn...

Previous comments aside, I might still tap it today, but I'd sure as fuck tap the Kirsten Dunst from 7 years ago That picture of her is totally hot, but there is no way in hell that her snaggles aren't photoshopped. Because as Exhibit A will clearly show, them shits is nasty. http://64.111.216.18//...

Ah, you are being new here as well? High five!

Hey! You not like me, I try make friends. But leave Hooeylewis out of this!

Why you not like me? Everyone like Borat. You must make have inferior potassium.

I crush you ex-boyfriend, but I rather make sexy-time romace explosions with ex-girlfriend.

Grimlock turn into car? Very nice. Do Grimlock have pussy magnet or have to pay extra for?

There nothing wrong with bear. I have very good pet-friend bear. She run off somewhere in US and A for better life. Keep bear around, as it protect from Jew.

We just get first shipment of War of the Star toy in Kazakhstan. They nice. I like. Assholes in Uzbekistan not get War of the Star toy. That what it say in Kazakh in upper top corner: "Uzbekistan is assholes!" Here a picture for you to look see: http://www.toyarchive.com/Starwars/Forgien/U...