the vynsane asylum

Holy time cube, that large font gave me a headache. But what in God's name is that fucking chode talking about? "Cubic time cubes?" "Cubic creation wisdom?" "Cubic army of 4 days?" WHAT THE FUCK. Here is my favorite excerpt: "Wikipedia claim that the Time Cube is n...

a dick fits perfectly in my vagina. God must really exist!

and if we open a jar of peanut butter, there is no life.

the facts just keep rolling in!

Hey Joker, wanna see a magic trick?

Goddammit, Steve Irwin's ghost should come back and wreak mayhem on those uncool dudes. Steve Irwin's ghost should like ascend from a black ocean and he should have an entourage of marine ghosts and dingo ghosts. And they should just do fucked up sexual stuff to those Aussie bastards. Like, borderli...

What I wouldn't give for someone to slide their boner down my trachea. It's been a long time.

When nerds get tattooed it's a very special thing because their pale and pasty skin and indoor lifestyle allow their binary code tattoo to stay crisp. Here are a ton of nerd tattoos that I found: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3156/2810410920_43e60b6fc3_o.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3112/2809...

Seven got me into jet blast. We laughed for hours at these morons. Fucking idiots trying to take on the blast of a jet engine. At the beach. This one bitch just totally rolls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAohqnaw_co http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTLGsEErWJY&feature=related I love this guy's ...

Jurassic fight club is perfect for bi bitches cause it releases a lot of sexual tension. Oh shit, perfect idea: dinosaur-themed dildoes. It's perfect! Dinosaurs have a lot of ridges and texture and oddly-shaped bones. The triceratops would translate excellently into a vibrator.

bacunt. bacina. vacon. cunnilincon. bacilincon. cunnilbaconator. bacuntator.

...I had an odd experience. Seven, myself, and some friends went to Pechanga resort and casino to see the stand-up comedian Lisa Lampanelli who was playing there. We saw the show and Lisa was wonderfully racist. Seven and myself laughed a lot, but mostly at the shitty opening comics. Anywho, after t...

oh shit! i noticed that too! except, the bacon background pic doesn't really do the bacon justice. i saw it on myspace and it took me a minute to realise that it was bacon. it doesn't really look like bacon. at first i thought it was a close-up of Seven's happy time bits, but i didn't see any of my ...

In honor of this thread, I propose you get it on to the smooth stylings of "Ty Cobb" by Soundgarden. :heybaby: The first few seconds of that song is very relaxing. Then all of a sudden, it's mayhem!! But Seven's not into grunge. She told me she hated it. Oh sure, she'll wear the flannel, ...

Jurassic Fight Club is the nerdiest show ever. And I love it. Who doesn't like to watch computer-animated dinosaurs battle it out with eachother in a prehistoric landscape with volcanoes going off in the background? I'm just waiting for some velociraptor to come out and be like, "First rule of ...

AAAHAAAAHAA!!! Nice one, JJ.

We get a lot of funny names at my work too. The other day, this kid came in and his name was Meesuck Lee. It would have been perfect if his last name was Cok. But there have also been people who just have unfortunate names. This fat kid who came in a couple weeks ago was named Robinhood Gutierrez. H...