the vynsane asylum

I always thought the BK mask would make a creepy mask for a serial killer in a slasher flick. It could be a spoof of Halloween (Michael Meyers wears a spray-painted Shatner mask). Cue Shatner in.... Last... Halloween ...I spray painted an.. Austin. Powers mask and went as a serial killer. Nobody .....

Spock! Spaaaahk! Spaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhk!

I....haven't...done. That. In awhile.
It's still....Fun.

I once walked..in...on Kirkman touching himself...While...looking at a copy of...Outdoor Fishing Monthly.

Yes...that was...FUN.
We shoud do this...every...year.

Merry...Christmas!

I...asked...Siri...a question. A question...she's...programmed to answer.
I asked if she wanted to rub my junk. She...said YES.
So I took my iPhone...out...and rubbed my....Penis...on the touchscreen.
Siri likey.

Crisis....Averted

Coolio.

I'm...hoping...that's what it...Smells..like...when I...Pull...it out..of...Cyrusfan!!

I'm right...THERE...with you...on...Donna Reed.

RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Shatner, if we can get your weenis slathered in Cyrusfan's poopjuice, will you break up the Watson/Siri rendezvous?

Your filthy mouth is giving me a Rodney. I accept your proposal.

I...haven't...been...Invited.
But I'd...LOVE..to attend. As long...as...Cyrusfan96 attends.
I've heard she...can...Pucker her ass...like a blowfish.
And I'd...LOVE...to take a Shot in her.

Errrr...at her.

I...Distinctly...remember that...party..last..Year. It was...Harvey. Weinstein..who...ate...the shit...out..of your twat. Not...Negative...Lad. Because...after...he..threw..up! And then...used my...toupee...to clean it...Up!!

These are... two... of the... best ... albums... ever ... recorded. One features... my good friend... Mister Spock... and the other... has this hip young man... named... Ben Folds. Buy them... now . Buy... multiple ... quantities. Thank you... in advance . Spaced Out: The Best of Leonard Nimoy and W...

...is gonna... suck.

I ain't... in it.