the vynsane asylum

I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM ANYONE, BUT WHEN YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN 'DIABOLICAL' YOU GET LABIA COLD I. WHICH IS LATIN FOR I AM A FROSTY SNATCH. YOU ALSO GET LILAC AD OBI AND/OR LILAC AD BIO. AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. LOUIE THE LILAC AND OBI WAN KENOBI ARE UP TO SOMETHING. AND OBAMA IS...

DOESN'T EVERYONE ELSE FIND IT A BIT STRANGE THAT O.J. SIMPSON POSTED THIS "RANDOM" COMMENT THE VERY SAME DAY THAT WE FOUND OUT KIM JONG IL WAS MURDERED DIED? AND LESLIE NIELSEN IS NO LONGER AROUND TO REFUTE HIS CLAIM. AND FURTHERMORE, ORENTHAL JAMES SIMPSON AND BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA BOTH H...

OH, OPRAH WAS INVOLVED ALRIGHT. BUT NOT IN THE WAY YOU THINK. THINK ABOUT IT. SUCCESSFUL YOUNG HEAVYSET BLACK WOMAN? SEE, THE GUYS IN CHARGE. THE GUYS THAT CONTROL EVERYTHING. THEY ALREADY HAVE ONE SUCCESSFUL BLACK WOMAN TO DEAL WITH. A WOMAN WHO CONTROLS A GREAT DEAL OF POWER AND INFLUENCE IN THE ...

THEY CALL IT AN "UNSPECIFIED BRIEF ILLNESS" BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH. SMITH WAS GONNA TALK. HE WAS GONNA TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THE SECRET CABAL HE WAS IN. THOSE FATCATS CONTROL EVERYTHING AND HE WAS GONNA SQUEAL. SO THEY HAD HIM KILLED. PROBABLY BY THAT O.J. FELLA. OPEN YOUR EYES. IT'S RIGHT I...

YOU NEED TO REALIZE WHY ALL THOSE LITTLE GIRLS WERE MURDERED. IT'S ALL CONNECTED. THE KILLER IS WORKING WITH ONE OF THE MODERATOR NOMINEES. THOSE GIRLS WERE ALL GOING TO VOTE FOR THE SAME PERSON AND UPSET THE POLLS. AND THE KILLER COULDN'T HAVE THAT. SO HE GOT THAT FOOTBALL GUY TO KILL THEM. AND TH...

WHAT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS THIS. THAT WASN'T ROSARIO DAWSON. THAT WAS IMELDA RODRIGUEZ, MY HAIRSTYLIST. AND THOSE WEREN'T HER NUBBLIES. IT WAS ALL CGI. THE STUDIO PUT IT IN AFTER I HANDED IN MY CUT. I ORIGINALLY ENVISIONED AN ALL PENIS MOVIE, BUT THEY WOULDN'T GO FOR IT. IT'S SOME CONVULUTED EQ...