the vynsane asylum

Ew. Someone posts a topic called “Geriatric Porn” and you clicked on it.

WTF is wrong with you??

My daughter starts Kindergaten on Monday and I went to the open house tonight. Hot MILFs everywhere!!! Cute little 22-23 year olds bringing their kindergarteners to school. And the temp out is in the high 90's so they're all wearing tight tanktops and short shorts. mmm mm mmm. Who knew elementary s...

Not My Monkeys

...TV Antenna.

The wedding was pretty dull.



But the reception was great!













(baDumpTsssss)

The zoo was almost entirely empty. The only animal in the zoo was a dog.



It was a Shih Tzu.










badumpTsssss

...that hides from gay people?

1. I will win this year's fartelizer festival.

2. Why does Hollywood not remake great 80s movies, like the incomparable SolarBabies?

3. Today I dropped my pants and drawers so that my fart was unimpeded by layers of fabric...and it was glorious.

In one of them (or more than one of them, most likely) the south won the Civil War.

So somewhere Halle Berry is for sale.

Bill Hader is also the new voice of Mr. Peanut.

Every ex-SNL castmember's dream job.

...your Tamagotchi is dead.


It starved to death.



Because you haven't fed it in decades.


My condolences.

There's something about A-cup underboob that really revs my motor.

Anybody ever wonder what happened to little 11 year old Rosie from New Zealand who used to post here about Harry Potter and Queen?

She grew up.

Reunion. Who was the fucking killer, you assholes?!?

PS That joke only came about because anarky mentioned Twin Peaks in another topic.
I'll let you all connect the dots.

Klinton Spilsbury and Chad Michael Murray are reportedly playing two of the Jack Sparrows.

Carrie Henn is in talks to play Mrs. Funtime.
Peter Ostrum is going drag to play Aunt Harriet.
And Amber Scott will be trying out for the role of Slicker's Mom.