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by Sam I Am
Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:30 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Around-the-clock vynsane.com Royal Wedding Coverage!
Replies: 14
Views: 2673

Re: Around-the-clock vynsane.com Royal Wedding Coverage!

I thought you knew it was me for certain
when I wiped my cock off on the curtain

Or when we drained each other's balls
up and down the hotel halls

Then we washed our cocks free of stool
In the heated motel pool.
by Sam I Am
Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:26 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Around-the-clock vynsane.com Royal Wedding Coverage!
Replies: 14
Views: 2673

Re: Around-the-clock vynsane.com Royal Wedding Coverage!

For Zaphod I have a surprise.
I hope you enjoyed my Martha Plimpton disguise.

We banged all night in that Motel 6
We rode all night on each other's dicks.

What would Kerri Green think
If she saw what we did upon the sink
by Sam I Am
Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:11 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: any of you on fuckbook?
Replies: 20
Views: 4176

Re: any of you on fuckbook?

Do you want to hang out? You can stroke my trouser trout. We can use the rolodex of positions for hot man sex. Lets pretend we're on some Brokeback Mountain ranches when I give you a dirty Sanchez. I bet you're quite the trooper when you're taking it in the pooper. Do you want my nuts on your chin w...
by Sam I Am
Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:57 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: any of you on fuckbook?
Replies: 20
Views: 4176

Re: any of you on fuckbook?

I searched you out on the book of fuck I thought I'd have some kind of luck. Can I stick it in you butt? Do you mind if I bust a nut? Would you lick my hairy sack? Then I'll jizz upon your back. In your mouth my dick will explode. You can swallow my mighty load. In your ass my cock I shall cram. Wou...
by Sam I Am
Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:50 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Attention, citizens: beware... of spammers
Replies: 10
Views: 10671

Re: Attention, citizens: beware... of spammers

I do not like unsolicited spam
I do no like them. sincerely, Sam I Am.
by Sam I Am
Sat May 30, 2009 8:36 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: baby phat diaper bags
Replies: 1
Views: 1248

Re: baby phat diaper bags

How dare you desecrate these sacred halls
Now on your knees and suck Snigtad's balls
by Sam I Am
Sat May 30, 2009 8:34 am
Forum: avatar-o-matic (pre-alpha)
Topic: contraindications prozac
Replies: 3
Views: 15826

Re: contraindications prozac

95% of spammers have a problem with a small dick.
The other 5% doesn't care what size they lick.
by Sam I Am
Sat May 30, 2009 8:31 am
Forum: the daily scribble
Topic: order viagra or levitra
Replies: 0
Views: 6323

Re: order viagra or levitra

Would you like to suck my cock?
I tried your product and I'm hard as a rock.
by Sam I Am
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:46 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: should i stay or should i go?
Replies: 79
Views: 12737

Re: should i stay or should i go?

Ratchet isn't the R-word to Grimlock
His r-word infers unwanted cock.

Have you ever watched the Blues Brothers?
Have you watched it unlike certain others?
Will you watch it here or there?
Will you watch it anywhere?

The Tick never boned American Maid
That dumb bastard has never been laid.
by Sam I Am
Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:55 am
Forum: rants/raves
Topic: I hate wannabe poets
Replies: 10
Views: 4935

Re: I hate wannabe poets

Would you like a poet in the rain? Would you like a poet on Soul Train? Maybe you'd like Bizarro The Grin To rest his nuts upon your chin Maybe you'd like Bizarro The Grip To leave some salsa on your lip Maybe you'd like Snigtad To drop to his knees and stroke your bag Maybe you'd like Devestator T...
by Sam I Am
Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:29 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
Replies: 35
Views: 3816

Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007

Would you suck his fuzzy balls?
Whould you suck them then deck the halls?
by Sam I Am
Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:16 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Wii haven un n√∏√∏ suspectee!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3554

Re: Wii haven un n???? suspectee!!

Would you accuse the McCartney, oh why?
Would you accuse this FlyingPenis guy?
by Sam I Am
Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:19 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Jeopardy
Replies: 19
Views: 4144

Re:

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:
u r gay god damn u grip
What is "So are you, so don't give him no lip"?

If he tries it I will go away.
by Sam I Am
Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:12 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Attention all characters
Replies: 48
Views: 10482

Re: Attention all characters

Sam I Am wrote:
Diabolical wrote:The three of you can eat shit also.

Will you watch Blues Brothers for a bit?
Will you watch it or eat my shit?
Watch it! Watch it and you will see
You like Blues Brothers just like me!
by Sam I Am
Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:10 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Anyone Else Get an Emergency Transmission from Rollo?
Replies: 45
Views: 6030

Re: Anyone Else Get an Emergency Transmission from Rollo?

Will you read all her posts?
Would you like some green eggs and roast?