I thought you knew it was me for certain
when I wiped my cock off on the curtain
Or when we drained each other's balls
up and down the hotel halls
Then we washed our cocks free of stool
In the heated motel pool.
Search found 19 matches
- Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:30 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Around-the-clock vynsane.com Royal Wedding Coverage!
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2673
- Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:26 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Around-the-clock vynsane.com Royal Wedding Coverage!
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2673
Re: Around-the-clock vynsane.com Royal Wedding Coverage!
For Zaphod I have a surprise.
I hope you enjoyed my Martha Plimpton disguise.
We banged all night in that Motel 6
We rode all night on each other's dicks.
What would Kerri Green think
If she saw what we did upon the sink
I hope you enjoyed my Martha Plimpton disguise.
We banged all night in that Motel 6
We rode all night on each other's dicks.
What would Kerri Green think
If she saw what we did upon the sink
- Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:11 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: any of you on fuckbook?
- Replies: 20
- Views: 4176
Re: any of you on fuckbook?
Do you want to hang out? You can stroke my trouser trout. We can use the rolodex of positions for hot man sex. Lets pretend we're on some Brokeback Mountain ranches when I give you a dirty Sanchez. I bet you're quite the trooper when you're taking it in the pooper. Do you want my nuts on your chin w...
- Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:57 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: any of you on fuckbook?
- Replies: 20
- Views: 4176
Re: any of you on fuckbook?
I searched you out on the book of fuck I thought I'd have some kind of luck. Can I stick it in you butt? Do you mind if I bust a nut? Would you lick my hairy sack? Then I'll jizz upon your back. In your mouth my dick will explode. You can swallow my mighty load. In your ass my cock I shall cram. Wou...
- Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:50 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Attention, citizens: beware... of spammers
- Replies: 10
- Views: 10671
Re: Attention, citizens: beware... of spammers
I do not like unsolicited spam
I do no like them. sincerely, Sam I Am.
I do no like them. sincerely, Sam I Am.
- Sat May 30, 2009 8:36 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: baby phat diaper bags
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1248
Re: baby phat diaper bags
How dare you desecrate these sacred halls
Now on your knees and suck Snigtad's balls
Now on your knees and suck Snigtad's balls
- Sat May 30, 2009 8:34 am
- Forum: avatar-o-matic (pre-alpha)
- Topic: contraindications prozac
- Replies: 3
- Views: 15826
Re: contraindications prozac
95% of spammers have a problem with a small dick.
The other 5% doesn't care what size they lick.
The other 5% doesn't care what size they lick.
- Sat May 30, 2009 8:31 am
- Forum: the daily scribble
- Topic: order viagra or levitra
- Replies: 0
- Views: 6323
Re: order viagra or levitra
Would you like to suck my cock?
I tried your product and I'm hard as a rock.
I tried your product and I'm hard as a rock.
- Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:46 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: should i stay or should i go?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 12737
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Ratchet isn't the R-word to Grimlock
His r-word infers unwanted cock.
Have you ever watched the Blues Brothers?
Have you watched it unlike certain others?
Will you watch it here or there?
Will you watch it anywhere?
The Tick never boned American Maid
That dumb bastard has never been laid.
His r-word infers unwanted cock.
Have you ever watched the Blues Brothers?
Have you watched it unlike certain others?
Will you watch it here or there?
Will you watch it anywhere?
The Tick never boned American Maid
That dumb bastard has never been laid.
- Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:55 am
- Forum: rants/raves
- Topic: I hate wannabe poets
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4935
Re: I hate wannabe poets
Would you like a poet in the rain? Would you like a poet on Soul Train? Maybe you'd like Bizarro The Grin To rest his nuts upon your chin Maybe you'd like Bizarro The Grip To leave some salsa on your lip Maybe you'd like Snigtad To drop to his knees and stroke your bag Maybe you'd like Devestator T...
- Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:29 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3816
Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007
Would you suck his fuzzy balls?
Whould you suck them then deck the halls?
Whould you suck them then deck the halls?
- Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:16 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Wii haven un n√∏√∏ suspectee!!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3554
Re: Wii haven un n???? suspectee!!
Would you accuse the McCartney, oh why?
Would you accuse this FlyingPenis guy?
Would you accuse this FlyingPenis guy?
- Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:19 am
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Jeopardy
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4144
Re:
What is "So are you, so don't give him no lip"?Snigtad Flornbi wrote:
u r gay god damn u grip
If he tries it I will go away.
- Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:12 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Attention all characters
- Replies: 48
- Views: 10482
Re: Attention all characters
Watch it! Watch it and you will seeSam I Am wrote:Diabolical wrote:The three of you can eat shit also.
Will you watch Blues Brothers for a bit?
Will you watch it or eat my shit?
You like Blues Brothers just like me!
- Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:10 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Anyone Else Get an Emergency Transmission from Rollo?
- Replies: 45
- Views: 6030
Re: Anyone Else Get an Emergency Transmission from Rollo?
Will you read all her posts?
Would you like some green eggs and roast?
Would you like some green eggs and roast?