the vynsane asylum

Ahhhh Victor, how soon we forget .... Although I can understand why you would claim responsibility for defeating the tyrant, truth is it was I who built the Ultradimensional Transcoder * that ultimately sent the Metaphysician to his, in restrospect, typical Marvel death Like all apparently ridiculo...

After hearing all this talk of errant boners I came as quick as I could team!!! I have pulled a few giant boners in the past, just ask Sue- but don't mention it to Johnny !!!! I will assist the moderator team here to track down the root of these unwanted boners!!!!! And for the benefit of JJL, I ha...

Good work reporting this, Mr.Madden. Using the coordinates you provided, I have gotten a fix on them. There seems to be some sort of interference shielding the area of the Island, so I can't give you any details about the status of the Squad, but with some modifications I believe that rescue via te...

Fellows, the readings on Megaverse activity are off the scale!! We are on the cusp of perhaps the most devastating event in ANY history, before or since.... I suggest everyone take every possible precaution in the face of a possible, sudden sundering of the very cosmos, by the time we get our final...

I think we're getting somwhere, fellows , I have received a transmission from the great unknown. I'ts rather cryptic, but I believe that by working together we can solve it- I will post the text below and we can go from there. Knock Knock I responded with the only thing that came to mind Who's Ther...

UPDATE from the NEGATIVE ZONE!!!! Sorry for not being able to contact the board recently , I have been busy building a heavy-duty electric razor for Blastarr of Baluur in exchange for his help. Using materials only available in the Negative Zone, I have constructed a transmitter capable of spanning ...

I'm flattered, Victor , but you have gotten it wrong. Tho you are indeed my arch enemy , I would never endanger the good people of this forum with such a dastardly plot . Something this nefarious is obviously the work to true evil. As i stated before, if you are willing, I will set aside our differ...

A warning to all of the good people here, the evil Tyrant Doctor Doom has imprisoned many of us in the Negative Zone , without cause OR hope of escape . Only because of my scientific genius am I able to post here in the real world, tho the signal is weak now I will impove the transmitter . There is...

DR. DOOM! wrote:RICHARDS, THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE CRAP! THE LATVERIAN HOODRATS' HONDA CIVICS LOOK BETTER THAN YOUR WHEELS. YOU NEED TO PUT SOME DUBS ON THAT SECOND ONE. BUT YOU'D STILL BE A PUNKASS BITCH.

By my calculations, Dr. Doom, you're a complete ass-munch.

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Then I upgraded to the Fantasti-Car