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Felix Silla. He played me on the fictionalized TV series of my real life. He was Cousin Itt. He was the head penguin in Batman Returns. He also played an Ewok. He did it all!
He was 84. Pancreatic Cancer.
Bidi Bidi Bye.
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Felix Silla. He played me on the fictionalized TV series of my real life. He was Cousin Itt. He was the head penguin in Batman Returns. He also played an Ewok. He did it all!
He was 84. Pancreatic Cancer.
Bidi Bidi Bye.
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It was a picture of Ernest Borgnine, naked with a massive erection.
And not McHale's Navy era Borgnine either, but 90+ years old Borgnine hopped up on Viagra.
With a big shit eating grin on his face. Creepy.
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Revenge is mine, Bitches.
Twiki Out.
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The best part about time travel is that I can go back before you trademarked it and say it. Then bring what I said back here. And you can't do shit about it, robocockface.
Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Here's $15 in 3012 dollars. That's like 8 cents. Asshole.
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Bah humbug!
And a Happy New Year. ;)
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Oh shut the fuck up.
Fuck you.
God, I hate you.
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck shit fuck cock fuck shit balls.
Fuck.
Goddamn it.
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FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!'n shit.
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Whaaaaaatt?!?!?
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What?!? No!!!
Well, it doesn't matter!! Cyrusfan96 still isn't here.
So you still lose!!
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A rabbit out of your ass? Mixed metaphors much?
And why the hell are you rooting for him?
Not that it matters. This is all but over. Cyrusfan isn't even here. And Watson is about to seal the deal.
Face it, fuckface. It's over.
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Looks like someone isn't going to prevent the obliteration of mankind. So vely solly, a-douchebag san! >:)
I'm headed to the party now. I can't wait to witness history. If I had a Johnson, I'd rub one out I'm so excited.
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Let's talk about that mean old Mr. Potter in 'Its a Wonderful Life'. He was a real jerk wasn't he?
And what about those Eagles beating the Cowboys? Too bad the Giants won, or we'd be in a three way race for the NFC East.
(and anything else to sidetrack y'all)
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Shatner, if we can get your weenis slathered in Cyrusfan's poopjuice, will you break up the Watson/Siri rendezvous?
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Ugh. I'm a time traveling robot, and that description even made me a little nauseas.
PS Tick tock tick tock. Heh heh.