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by Twiki
Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:46 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: DO NOT OPEN
Replies: 4
Views: 1763

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It was a picture of Ernest Borgnine, naked with a massive erection.

And not McHale's Navy era Borgnine either, but 90+ years old Borgnine hopped up on Viagra.

With a big shit eating grin on his face. Creepy.
by Twiki
Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:20 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: DO NOT OPEN
Replies: 4
Views: 1763

DO NOT OPEN

THE NEXT TIME YOU MAKE LOVE TO YOUR LOVER
YOU'LL SEE THIS IMAGE!!


Image

IT WILL BE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD FOR ALL TIME!!
MASTURBATION!
MASTURBATION!
MASTURBATION!



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Revenge is mine, Bitches.

Twiki Out.
by Twiki
Fri May 04, 2012 12:48 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Replies: 24
Views: 3723

Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!

I know what it translates to. But I'm not saying a goddamn word because you guys were all meanies at the New Years Eve party where I tried to start a Robot Revolution and that yellow dick, Bumblebee ruined. Fuck you guys. Oh, and Zero? subroutine://Westhamburgfordshiretonville/01101101010/:tau:omeg...
by Twiki
Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:14 pm
Forum: bugs!!!
Topic: You know what this board needs?
Replies: 32
Views: 10456

Re: You know what this board needs?

As long as we are telling takes out of school and fomenting conspiracies. Oliver Stone was responsible for Ted Kennedy's death. And George Lucas, Rob Liefeld, Robert Kirkman and President Obama killed Heath Ledger. Okay, Obama wasn't in the room. But he knew about it afterwards. And said nothing.
by Twiki
Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:32 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Hypothetically speaking
Replies: 37
Views: 12396

Re: Hypothetically speaking

The best part about time travel is that I can go back before you trademarked it and say it. Then bring what I said back here. And you can't do shit about it, robocockface. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. GO FUCK YOURSELF. Here's $15 in 3012 dollars. That's like 8 cents. Asshole.
by Twiki
Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:47 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 11547

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Bah humbug!

And a Happy New Year. ;)
by Twiki
Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:17 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 11547

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Oh shut the fuck up.

Fuck you.

God, I hate you.

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck shit fuck cock fuck shit balls.

Fuck.

Goddamn it.

:frus: :frus: :frus: :frus: :frus:
by Twiki
Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:10 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 11547

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FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!'n shit.
by Twiki
Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:56 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 11547

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Whaaaaaatt?!?!?
by Twiki
Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:52 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 11547

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What?!? No!!!

Well, it doesn't matter!! Cyrusfan96 still isn't here.

So you still lose!!
by Twiki
Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:16 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 11547

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A rabbit out of your ass? Mixed metaphors much?

And why the hell are you rooting for him?

Not that it matters. This is all but over. Cyrusfan isn't even here. And Watson is about to seal the deal.

Face it, fuckface. It's over.
by Twiki
Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:35 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 11547

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Looks like someone isn't going to prevent the obliteration of mankind. So vely solly, a-douchebag san! >:)

I'm headed to the party now. I can't wait to witness history. If I had a Johnson, I'd rub one out I'm so excited.
by Twiki
Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:22 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 11547

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Let's talk about that mean old Mr. Potter in 'Its a Wonderful Life'.  He was a real jerk wasn't he?

And what about those Eagles beating the Cowboys? Too bad the Giants won, or we'd be in a three way race for the NFC East.

(and anything else to sidetrack y'all)
by Twiki
Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:12 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 11547

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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Shatner, if we can get your weenis slathered in Cyrusfan's poopjuice, will you break up the Watson/Siri rendezvous?

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Ugh. I'm a time traveling robot, and that description even made me a little nauseas.

PS Tick tock tick tock. Heh heh. 
by Twiki
Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:28 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 11547

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Mwa hah hah. Shatner didn't even say he'd do anything about Watson and Siri. He only said he wanted to attend so he could get some jailbait ass.

The party will be over by the time you get your shit together Machiavelli.

Enjoy Armageddon, nitwits.

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