i AM WORKING ON PLACING MY OTHER MACHINE INTO YOUR ASS AS WE SPEAK. tHINK OF IT AS MANDATORY.
aND BY "OTHER MACHINE," i OF COURSE AM REFERRING TO MY BIG, BLACK DICK.
IT'S GETTING REALLY SLIPPERY ON THE ROAD TO YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUTTHOLE.
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- Fri Jun 04, 2021 2:07 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: What have you watched lately?
- Replies: 1575
- Views: 217252
- Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:08 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
- Replies: 1424
- Views: 190183
Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Somehow I missed the news about Bush on Friday and didn't find out about him until Sunday. mAN, bIZARRO bIZARRO bIZARRO bIZARRO bIZARRO tHE gRIN IS GOING TO BE SO UPSET. hE FUCKS EX-PRESIDENTS. bUT HE'S NOT INTO THE WHOLE NECROPHILIA SCENE. tHAT'D BE bIZARRO bIZARRO bIZARRO bIZARRO bIZARRO bIZARRO ...
- Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:28 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: hEY, dIABOLICAL!!
- Replies: 20
- Views: 7045
Re: hEY, dIABOLICAL!!
dEAD? nOSIREEBOB. i JUST WENT SO DEEP IN JJREASON'S ASS THAT i GOT STUCK IN THERE. i'VE BEEN INSIDE HIS COLON FOR THE PAST YEAR, BRINGING HIM OODLES OF PLEASURE! bUT i DECIDED i WAS NEGLECTING ALL YOU OTHER FATHERS, SO i ASKED HIM TO SHIT ME OUT, AND HERE i AM! nEVER MIND THE BROWN GLOBS IN MY HAIR...
- Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:37 am
- Forum: comic books
- Topic: So, What comics did you buy this week?
- Replies: 3248
- Views: 428662
Re: So, What comics did you buy this week?
tHIS MORNING, I WENT DOWN ON YOUR DAD.
wHAT? tHAT'S ALL. i WENT DOWN ON HIM. nO PUNCHLINE, JUST YOUR DAD'S NUTS ON MY CHIN.
yUM.
wHAT? tHAT'S ALL. i WENT DOWN ON HIM. nO PUNCHLINE, JUST YOUR DAD'S NUTS ON MY CHIN.
yUM.
- Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:21 pm
- Forum: tv shows
- Topic: Winter Classic - Sabres vs. Penguins
- Replies: 512
- Views: 70031
Re: Winter Classic - Sabres vs. Penguins
dON'T NEED TO ASK ME TWICE!! bRACE YOURSELF, jIMBO. bIZARRO tHE gRIN IS CUMMING!!jjreason wrote:Fuck me.
- Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:14 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: Still Spoiler Free! ( For the most part...)
- Replies: 89
- Views: 22408
Re: Still Spoiler Free! ( For the most part...)
i JUST GOT BACK FROM A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY.
i HAD ABOUT TWENTY YEARS WORTH OF hAN sOLO BUTT-LOVING TO CATCH UP ON! oOOOOOOOOOOOYES!!!!
i HAD ABOUT TWENTY YEARS WORTH OF hAN sOLO BUTT-LOVING TO CATCH UP ON! oOOOOOOOOOOOYES!!!!
- Mon Jun 08, 2015 5:17 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
- Replies: 1424
- Views: 190183
Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
yOU KNOW WHO'S FAMOUS AND DEAD? mY LOVE AFFAIR WITH BRUCE JENNER'S SWEET ASS. hE'S GONE AND MADE HIMSELF A WOMAN. mEANING HE'S A MOM. bIZARRO tHE gRIN DON'T MAKE LOVE TO NO MOMMIES. hE'S--i MEAN she's ALL YOURS, tHE gRIN! i'LL JUST CONSOLE MYSELF BY STICKING MY BIG, BLACK DICK IN tOM fOOLERY. :D
- Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:15 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
- Replies: 1424
- Views: 190183
Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
i DON'T KNOW ABOUT pERPANTOR, BUT pERPANTOR'S DAD IS CUMMING!Disembodied Voice wrote:DOUCHE!
DOUCHE!
DOUCHE!!
KRAKA-DOUCHE!!!!
PERPANTOR IS COMING!!!!!
sPLOOSH! sPLOOSH! kRAKA-sPLOOSH!!
- Sun Jun 15, 2014 5:36 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Happy Father's Day!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1693
Re: Happy Father's Day!
yOU GUYS ARE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB WITH THE FATHER THING, i THINK YOU DESERVE SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SLOPPY BLOWJOBS IN YOUR HONOR.
nOW, OPEN WIDE, 'CAUSE i'M GOING IN DEEP!!
nOW, OPEN WIDE, 'CAUSE i'M GOING IN DEEP!!
- Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:36 pm
- Forum: food
- Topic: Ice cream!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 9447
Re: Ice cream!
nO. bUT jABBAjOHNl'S DADDY LIKES MY SWEET, SWEET COCK IN HIS BOWL.
- Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:49 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Your daily dose of Smooooooth
- Replies: 32
- Views: 12010
Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth
i SMOOTHED YOUR DAD PRETTY GOOD A WHILE BACK!
- Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:34 pm
- Forum: tv shows
- Topic: commercials that bug you
- Replies: 79
- Views: 32730
Re: commercials that bug you
fUN FACT FOR THE DAY: oRIGINALLY, i WAS GOING TO ACTUALLY APPEAR IN THE COMMERCIAL, BUT i HAD A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT WITH pRINCE wILLIAM ON THE DAY IT WAS FILMED. tHAT'S ACTUALLY aCADEMY aWARD-WINNING ACTOR dUSTIN hOFFMAN AS ME!
Re: Superman
i CAN GET YOU EXCITED, BUDDY! i'VE DONE BOTH OF sUPERMAN'S FATHERS. i PREFER jONATHAN. hE FUCKS LIKE A MAN, TAKES HIS TIME. jOR-eL USES HIS SUPER SPEED AND HE'S DONE IN TEN SECONDS. wHAT A WASTE OF GOOD vASELINE. bUT gILBERT gOTTFRIED, WOAH, NELLY! iN FACT, i HAD AN INCREDIBLE THREESOME WITH HIM AN...
- Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:27 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2006
Re: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
i'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY. bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND i WERE HOPING IT WOULD BE SPECIAL, SO WE STAYED AWAY FOR A DAY.
mEET US AT THE rIO TONIGHT, AND WE'LL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE WITH A wILLIE lUMPKIN YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!
mEET US AT THE rIO TONIGHT, AND WE'LL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE WITH A wILLIE lUMPKIN YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!