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- Sat Aug 21, 2021 5:29 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Call me Grandpa Reason.
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1207
Re: Call me Grandpa Reason.
:thegrin: After a bit of research in The Group Handbook, I found that once someone becomes a grandpa, Bizzaro The Grin and Bizzaro The Grip switch from either taking turns and/or spit roasting you and just double penetrate the b-hole. Now, please excuse me while I go back to banging your mothers. :t...
- Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:27 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)
- Replies: 126
- Views: 27204
Re: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)
jjreason wrote:I'm 48 & I still feel like nutting everywhere, all the time. Oh wait, that might not have been what you meant.
Probably not what he meant. But, I would like to take this opportunity to remind all of you that your mothers certainly feel like a nut when I'm around.
- Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:47 pm
- Forum: toys
- Topic: Ultrasabers, Saberforge, etc...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3756
Re: Ultrasabers, Saberforge, etc...
If you want, we can cut down on the girth and shorten up the custom made The Grin Brand Dildo we made for Slicker's mom. We can even do any color you want. Then you just have to slip it in your lightsaber. Your wife will love it, too!
Re: MCU Topic
I hadn’t seen Ran contribute to the discussion yet, so I figured we’d wait until all the major players here had chimed in. Too busy father fucking to watch a movie in the theatre. I'll be the spoilering douche. I wish they had held off on the orange discs appearing until after Steve had finished sa...
- Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:56 am
- Forum: movies
- Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
- Replies: 2016
- Views: 234677
Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
jjreason wrote:Add jjreason to your topps card thingy. And tell me your names or link me to the proper topic. lazy lazy lazy.
I just sent you a trade, and it doesn't involve your mother all that much.
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:54 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
- Replies: 1424
- Views: 190323
Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
:thegrin: Dell Rusk's mother has always had one of the finest bushes you'll ever see. Perfectly trimmed and silky smooth. Jennifer Aniston would be proud to have that quality on her own head. Unfortunately, the chemicals from the shampoos and conditioners used to achieve such greatness run the risk ...
- Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:27 pm
- Forum: cars
- Topic: This Is How I Roll!!
- Replies: 45
- Views: 39295
Re: This Is How I Roll!!
This is how your mom rolls. OYES!
- Sun Apr 23, 2017 2:28 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
- Replies: 11
- Views: 8891
Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
Sorry I haven't been here lately. I tripped and fell into Slicker's mother's twat and it took me this long to get out.Tom Foolery wrote:Why don't we do this kind of mindless bullshit anymore?
- Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:36 pm
- Forum: video games
- Topic: Anyone played Gun?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 16803
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Eh, this game was too easy. The name alone gave me a major hard-on, encompassing all my interests except girls. But all you need is to enter the warp zone when you're on the steamboat, and you get rocket engines for your horse. It's so obvious. I finished this game in five minutes, told all my frie...
- Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:34 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
- Replies: 1424
- Views: 190323
Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Hold on a minute. He still is the one that donated sperm in someone's birth and that newly minted 67 year old vag on the former Mr. Jenner has never given birth. So after you hit Tom Foolery, I suggest you go find Caitlyn, lube up, and break-in that catcher's mitt.
- Tue May 13, 2014 4:09 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
- Replies: 2016
- Views: 234677
Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
People like old Luke, Leia, Han, and Lando. Why? Because they aged more slowly and far more gracefully than Mark, Carrie, Harrison, and Billy. Old Leia, as portrayed on book covers, is a total milf. Hell, a gilf. Old Carrie Fisher is icky. But the focus seems to be on three of those four. :thegrin:...
- Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:38 pm
- Forum: tv shows
- Topic: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 8008
Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
Griz, Growl, whatever. Neither of you have been coming to the meetings. How am I supposed to keep each of your sexual preferences straight if you never show up?
- Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:00 pm
- Forum: tv shows
- Topic: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 8008
Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
If 'Monkey Fighting' is the reciprocal phrase of 'Mother Fucking' does it follow logically that The Grin has just been engaging in fisticuffs with simians all these years? :thegrin: Not exactly. The AMC channel and this thread are the only places where "monkey fighting" and "mother f...
- Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:01 pm
- Forum: tv shows
- Topic: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 8008
Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
I just thought I'd drop in to remind all of you that I fight all of your monkeys. OYES!
- Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:08 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: The Grin: War Journal
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3722
Re: The Grin: War Journal
:thegrin: This may be the nerdiest thing I've ever posted. You've seen those charts that show the nine D&D alignments, using characters from various sci-fi or fantasy franchises? I made this just so I can classify your mothers. Shaved Tight: Antropov's mom Shaved Experienced: Britney Spears Shav...