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by The Grin
Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:27 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)
Replies: 75
Views: 18151

Re: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)

jjreason wrote:I'm 48 & I still feel like nutting everywhere, all the time. Oh wait, that might not have been what you meant.


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Probably not what he meant. But, I would like to take this opportunity to remind all of you that your mothers certainly feel like a nut when I'm around.

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by The Grin
Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:47 pm
Forum: toys
Topic: Ultrasabers, Saberforge, etc...
Replies: 7
Views: 2086

Re: Ultrasabers, Saberforge, etc...

If you want, we can cut down on the girth and shorten up the custom made The Grin Brand Dildo we made for Slicker's mom. We can even do any color you want. Then you just have to slip it in your lightsaber. Your wife will love it, too!

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by The Grin
Fri May 03, 2019 12:11 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: MCU Topic
Replies: 316
Views: 21348

Re: MCU Topic

I hadn’t seen Ran contribute to the discussion yet, so I figured we’d wait until all the major players here had chimed in. Too busy father fucking to watch a movie in the theatre. I'll be the spoilering douche. I wish they had held off on the orange discs appearing until after Steve had finished sa...
by The Grin
Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:56 am
Forum: movies
Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Replies: 1755
Views: 146871

Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

jjreason wrote:Add jjreason to your topps card thingy. And tell me your names or link me to the proper topic. lazy lazy lazy.


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I just sent you a trade, and it doesn't involve your mother all that much.

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by The Grin
Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:54 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
Replies: 1152
Views: 121740

Re: Celebrity Death Pool!

:thegrin: Dell Rusk's mother has always had one of the finest bushes you'll ever see. Perfectly trimmed and silky smooth. Jennifer Aniston would be proud to have that quality on her own head. Unfortunately, the chemicals from the shampoos and conditioners used to achieve such greatness run the risk ...
by The Grin
Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:27 pm
Forum: cars
Topic: This Is How I Roll!!
Replies: 44
Views: 34504

Re: This Is How I Roll!!

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This is how your mom rolls. OYES!

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by The Grin
Sun Apr 23, 2017 2:28 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
Replies: 11
Views: 7463

Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises

Tom Foolery wrote:Why don't we do this kind of mindless bullshit anymore?


Sorry I haven't been here lately. I tripped and fell into Slicker's mother's twat and it took me this long to get out.

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by The Grin
Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:36 pm
Forum: video games
Topic: Anyone played Gun?
Replies: 29
Views: 14367

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Eh, this game was too easy. The name alone gave me a major hard-on, encompassing all my interests except girls. But all you need is to enter the warp zone when you're on the steamboat, and you get rocket engines for your horse. It's so obvious. I finished this game in five minutes, told all my frie...
by The Grin
Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:34 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
Replies: 1152
Views: 121740

Re: Celebrity Death Pool!

Hold on a minute. He still is the one that donated sperm in someone's birth and that newly minted 67 year old vag on the former Mr. Jenner has never given birth. So after you hit Tom Foolery, I suggest you go find Caitlyn, lube up, and break-in that catcher's mitt.

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by The Grin
Tue May 13, 2014 4:09 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Replies: 1755
Views: 146871

Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

People like old Luke, Leia, Han, and Lando. Why? Because they aged more slowly and far more gracefully than Mark, Carrie, Harrison, and Billy. Old Leia, as portrayed on book covers, is a total milf. Hell, a gilf. Old Carrie Fisher is icky. But the focus seems to be on three of those four. :thegrin:...
by The Grin
Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:38 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
Replies: 14
Views: 6513

Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...

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Griz, Growl, whatever. Neither of you have been coming to the meetings. How am I supposed to keep each of your sexual preferences straight if you never show up?

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by The Grin
Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:00 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
Replies: 14
Views: 6513

Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...

If 'Monkey Fighting' is the reciprocal phrase of 'Mother Fucking' does it follow logically that The Grin has just been engaging in fisticuffs with simians all these years? :thegrin: Not exactly. The AMC channel and this thread are the only places where "monkey fighting" and "mother f...
by The Grin
Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:01 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
Replies: 14
Views: 6513

Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...

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I just thought I'd drop in to remind all of you that I fight all of your monkeys. OYES!

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by The Grin
Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:08 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: The Grin: War Journal
Replies: 6
Views: 3272

Re: The Grin: War Journal

:thegrin: This may be the nerdiest thing I've ever posted. You've seen those charts that show the nine D&D alignments, using characters from various sci-fi or fantasy franchises? I made this just so I can classify your mothers. Shaved Tight: Antropov's mom Shaved Experienced: Britney Spears Shav...
by The Grin
Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:57 am
Forum: tv shows
Topic: commercials that bug you
Replies: 76
Views: 25197

Re: commercials that bug you

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They should have found a hotter mom for Stacey. This one is ok, but they could have done better.



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