the vynsane asylum

I'm looking forward to being on the giving end of buttsex, for a change!

Sorry I've not been around much lately. Mafia Wars has ruined my life. Not in the way you might suspect, though. You see, I went to a Mafia Wars convention about six months ago to meet my mafia in person and there's no way to say this except to be perfectly blunt: I was abused . It all started when ...

Hey Andy what's up? I'll PM you my IM so we can cyber sometime.

Don't mind these guys, they just are jealous because I think you're cute.

I watched Unfaithful the other night, good movie. I tried to masturbate to the Diane Lane character, but gave up and masturbated to the Richard Gere character instead. I heard he put a gerbil in his ass once.

Hey, guys, I'm helping out in a fuckathon for charity. For every minute I buttfuck one of you, $50 will be donated to help homeless retarded kids with melanoma in Ethiopia. Let me know how many minutes each of you are willing to donate. Keep in mind that, if you say no, it means you hate those kids ...

Where the hell were you earlier? I waited for two hours for you! You've given me the worst case of blue balls ever! I had to turn on pro-wrestling and jerk it. You asshole.

Eh, fucking Karl Rove is overrated. Dick Cheney already stretched his asshole so wide, you can't get no pleasure out of fucking it.

You said the kid was in his underwear? I hope they replay that soon!

I really like that one ep where the guys go into the mountains and spend the weekend naked, learning how to jack off.

Why would anyone hate Mr Bean? I'd do him.

Hey, glad to see you finally made it here, Grievous. I have a confession to make: Remember about two years ago when we were hanging out, and we got so shitfaced drunk that we shaved each other's pubes in the shower and then 69ed each other? And then we promised never to speak of it again? I was real...

Sorry, honey, but I've met someone new. I know I should've told you in person, but online is the way I feel most comfortable. I'll be moving to Thailand soon. It's the only place that honors both marriage to minors and gay marriage. SenorJabbaJohnL and I will forward you all our new address once we ...

bIZZARO tHE gRIP wrote:eL CHICKEN ES NO SUPRISE, MI AMIGO. sENIOR kIDHUMAN ALWAYS ESAYS, "i LOVE THE COCK."

Oh, you know me and the cock!

But if I were to lose my anal virginity, I would want it to be to you.

Yes, you. You're the only man I could see pounding my ass like a butter churn for my first time.

Bear in mind that this is not an offer.

Unless you're interested, that is. PM me if you are interested, and we'll talk.