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by Jack Sparrow
Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:35 am
Forum: comic books
Topic: IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED
Replies: 10
Views: 75851

Re: IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED

Stab the heart, live forever. As the captain of the Flying Dutchman.
by Jack Sparrow
Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:45 pm
Forum: SLOTHS!!!
Topic: Westhamburgfordshiretonville For U!!!!!!!
Replies: 28
Views: 14967

Re: Westhamburgfordshiretonville For U!!!!!!!

Oh my.



That's not good. That's not good at all, mate.




Just look at all that blood. Ew.
by Jack Sparrow
Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:08 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Star Wars prequels kinda blow
Replies: 25
Views: 2749

Re: Star Wars prequels kinda blow

'Tis true, I believe we are being infested, savvy?
by Jack Sparrow
Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:04 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Attention all characters
Replies: 48
Views: 6503

Re: Attention all characters

Diabolical wrote:Fuck you all.
I hope you all die.
Go to Hell.
Lick my ass.
Lick your own ass.
Lick each others asses.
Die.
Die.
Die.


Parlllll.

Parsley. No. Parsnip.

Wait! I got it! Parley! PARLEY!
by Jack Sparrow
Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:16 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Pages from a Diary
Replies: 56
Views: 19180

Re: Pages from a Diary

Very and truly, my good doppelganger. While the man who does the asking asks the quesiton of the ones who are questioned, I must interject most readily that the man who does the interjecting is, in the manner of truth, the actual Captain Jack Sparrow. So what say you, grinning scallawags? Are you me...
by Jack Sparrow
Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:34 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Replies: 106
Views: 7531

Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!

Which precisely proves me point, mate.
by Jack Sparrow
Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:28 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Replies: 106
Views: 7531

Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!

Don't know who you're supposed to be, mate, but it would appear to me that there is precisely and exactly one too many impostors of yours truly encroaching on this fine establishment. That is to say, vis a vis, indubitably, any impostors are too many. Savvy? Obviously this is the impostor. He tried...
by Jack Sparrow
Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:39 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Replies: 106
Views: 7531

Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!

Davy Jones's Locker? I've been there before, mate. Nothin' but bloody desert there. Only a fool would go there on a rescue mission. Saavy? Don't know who you're supposed to be, mate, but it would appear to me that there is precisely and exactly one too many impostors of yours truly encroaching on t...
by Jack Sparrow
Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:55 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Orbsah Stealth Ninja, I challenge you to...
Replies: 31
Views: 3756

Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves, mate!

Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves, mate!
by Jack Sparrow
Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:45 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: We should start a Kris Kristofferson "thing"
Replies: 42
Views: 10001

Kristofferson, also known in Tortuga as "Shaggy McLongcock", was the only man ever to have, while in the throws of passion with several drunken mermaid wenches, sex with the Kraken. This, of course, being of great concern to Davy Jones - the Monkee, not the sea captain, who, being a man of...

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