the vynsane asylum

anarky wrote:There was Hulk last year, too. And Wanted. Not sure of any other comic book movies from 2008.

And Hellboy II. None of them sucked, though.

Fanboy negativity? Surely you jest. Yeah, fanboys are always complaining. "Wolverine" just fucks up the pattern again after the trifecta of awesome that was "Iron Man", "The Dark Knight", and "Watchmen". Fanboys ate that shit up. "Iron Man" was prai...

So I saw "X-Men Origins: Wolverine". A hell of a lot of other people did too. A rough cut of the movie has leaked to the internet. If you want to check it out, just go to watch-movies-links.net. This version is 106 minutes long, whereas the final cut will run 120 minutes. It also has unfin...

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anarky wrote:And fucking Tony Soprano is the main monster. Bitchin'!

I just can't wait until the movie hits DVD and all the Wild Thing Tony Soprano redubs start flooding YouTube.

This was one of my favorite books as a kid and I was always curious when they'd make a big-screen adaptation of it. So this has been in production for the past couple of years and I was worried that they'd dumb it down and make it incredibly stupid to appeal to kids with lame jokes like "The Gr...

I also saw "Punisher War Zone". The over-the-top violence was fun, but not much else.

kidhuman wrote:

I see this picture all the time now. Please tell me it's photoshopped.

Twitter is retarded, not to mention it sounds like a slang term for female masturbation.

You guys haven't really mentioned the new ending. Does it work? I think it works because, in my opinion, everything about the squid is way too complicated to squeeze into a film, even a 160 minute one at that. I can't really say it's better than the graphic novel's ending. They more or less have th...

Turn off the Dark? Do they really need that subtitle?

anarky wrote:But isn't Yes Man a remake of Liar, Liar?

You could say that, yeah.

My review has some spoilers in it, but if you already read the book, it shouldn't really be anything surprising. Holy shit. Zack Snyder definitely, DEFINITELY did "Watchmen" justice. I think even Alan Moore would like it. First things first: the cast. They each did an incredible job. Jacki...

Where are they going to find that many footless actors to be in this movie?

So...many...jokes!