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by Slimmie
Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:24 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: the internet's longest palindrome
Replies: 5
Views: 2024

If a laser fired salad it would be fucking sweet, but I guess it would just be a regular old salad gun, a salad shooter if you will. I dunno.
by Slimmie
Sat May 26, 2007 8:22 am
Forum: movies
Topic: Pirates of the Carribean
Replies: 129
Views: 52305

Yep, it pretty much rocked balls. There was some extra stuff that really didn't need to be there, and some scenes that were stretched out a bit too long, but overall a really good flick. They must have had some complaints that the 2nd one was too hard to follow, cuz they made sure any idiot knew exa...
by Slimmie
Fri May 25, 2007 8:15 am
Forum: movies
Topic: Pirates of the Carribean
Replies: 129
Views: 52305

I am going tonight, so I'm happy to hear someone liked it. Most of the reviews were all "meh", which kinda had me expecting 3 hours of carp. Thanks for the tip, I'll make sure I stick around.
by Slimmie
Thu May 17, 2007 12:05 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: We only came for the nachos....
Replies: 116
Views: 31135

I think you''ll both be alright. I hear Jesus was quite fond of most mexican foods.
by Slimmie
Thu May 17, 2007 11:09 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: My new FU idea
Replies: 26
Views: 8737

mabudon wrote:... bumpin Nachos.....
Is that anything like "bumpin' uglies"?
by Slimmie
Thu May 17, 2007 9:56 am
Forum: literature
Topic: I only read for the nachos.
Replies: 3
Views: 6506

What can I say? I love the google. I had a good idea & did an image search, but got distracted by the wealth of nacho information available.
by Slimmie
Thu May 17, 2007 9:26 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: We only came for the nachos....
Replies: 116
Views: 31135

They traveled a long way for the nachos.

http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/tom/ ... nachos.jpg
by Slimmie
Thu May 17, 2007 6:42 am
Forum: tv shows
Topic: American Idol
Replies: 36
Views: 7605

Word. I am still amazed that this douche bag got the yellow paper in the first place. This proves that the majority of the voters are 12 year old girls. Which makes me wonder.....Why would anyone aspire to be a pop singer with a 10-14 year old female fan-base? Get a guitar and start a rock band. Slu...
by Slimmie
Wed May 16, 2007 7:23 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Proud Moments in Fatherhood
Replies: 48
Views: 20565

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:
Rogue II wrote:When they are old enough to know not to kick you in the balls.
I am SERIOUSLY looking forward to that.
They will just find another way to get the job done. Ever watch America's Funniest Videos? Every dad takes a shot in the Duke boys with a wiffle ball bat.
by Slimmie
Mon May 14, 2007 6:15 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: We only came for the nachos....
Replies: 116
Views: 31135

it kinda reminds me of the sketch on "the state" where the guy would come out and say "i want to dip my balls in it" while holding two pingpong balls. Hell yeah! I still use that line every now & then. Not too many people actually know what I'm talking about, but I still thi...
by Slimmie
Wed May 02, 2007 1:43 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: You know what fucking bugs me?
Replies: 13
Views: 2858

Yeah, it's total bullshit. The fam flew down to FL back in January and that was a huge pain in the ass. First of all they have something like a 50lb weight limit on your checked luggage. Mine was like 30lb, and the wifes was 51.4lbs. Time to rearrrange the suitcases. Next it was remove your coat, re...
by Slimmie
Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:10 am
Forum: comedy
Topic: Bob Nelson
Replies: 10
Views: 10196

A wise man once said, "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
by Slimmie
Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:23 am
Forum: food
Topic: Munchies
Replies: 6
Views: 6677

I invented that goldfish chicken years ago - actually I used cheeze-its. But anyway it's good shit. Pretzels work good too - for chicken and fish. Forget that indoor kitchen thing, It's BBQ season bitches!
by Slimmie
Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:13 am
Forum: tv shows
Topic: American Idol
Replies: 36
Views: 7605

And then they didn't even kick anyone off. It's like "Hah, we made you sit through 2 hours of comercials (which we got paid millions to run), laid on a guilt trip to get you to donate your hard earned cash, and now we will make you wait until next week for the results." Fuck that show. Don...